I think I have a business idea :
We will "make", and I use the words "we" and "make", loosely, just how I like my undies, and sell underpants from vintage silk sourced from South Korea, cut by vintage reproduction scissors, "made" in Italy, in the original factory, by toothless peasants, who have factory chapel to attend mass and communion, celebrated by sarto, each morning prior to starting work at daylight, handcrafted undies by Russell Street - just learning to work a "vintage" sewing machine, but that will be part of their "artisanal" wabi sabi imperfect charm.
We will start an affiliate thread on SF, on credit, hype it all up and ask that people pay 150% up front of the $350 asking price for these "limited edition collectors items".
The money will go to my Paypal account, as no one else here could be trusted with money. I will initially send Russ say $1,000 to run up a few boxer undies from recycled madras patchwork tablecloths. As soon as say 8 people post professionally snapped and photo-shopped pictures of their undies on SF and more orders flow in - I'll open a up market hipster Poutine Cafe in Korea, sell the cafe and do a moon light flit to thruth's isolated cult rural retreat and hideout.
I'll bribe his SiL to unleash his pent up resentment, and kill and bury thruth under the eternally flooded paddock or under the barn and get doghouse to help concrete the grave over with 2 feet of steel reinforced concrete .
I'll then have to get rid of doggie and SiL - oops I need to think this through a bit more - give me a few days...
