Rambo is right. This thread rules. Time for dinner. Lets fuck with some strange food. Follow me men into a labyrinth of delectable.
How about this tasty moresel?
Casu Marzu: sheeps milk cheese deliberately infested with cheese flies, result is a decomposed maggot-ridden stink bomb... tuck in.
Don't stop there. Lutefisk from Norway. Take cod that has been steeped for many days in lye until caustic. Um, lye is used for cleaning drains in the rest of the world. Some think this is the worst tasting thing on the planet. Pfff. This grows balls.
Baby mice wine is a traditional Chinese and Korean "health tonic". Sold. L' -no need for Port anymore. So while still alive, baby mice are drowned in the rice wine and bottled. It gets better... ferment for a year.
Well, after all these delicacies, we must enjoy Balut. Nothing like a baby duck still in the shell, just at the edge of birth, it's boiled alive. Cambodian's are so lucky.
The Korean 'penis fish' should not be missed as an Intermezzo. Obviously served raw, with salt or sesame seed oil.
Next friends, we keep the theme of penis in fold... nobody can resist the famous and desirable Chinese urine soaked eggs, from, you guessed it, the piss of virgin boys. A triumph.
After these virile eggs, we shall break bread, shaped in the form of a human head. Start at the top.
Time for a break, and of course a drink while your friends are refracting in this dinner for the ages. What else but Cobra Blood Liquor for something to warm the belly and facilitate the digestion. Thailand FTW.
You must be starting to fill up by now? Never. Not until the delicate Cockroach Sushi is tried. Japan at its finest.
Next stop is Greenland, world famous for its cuisine. Hakarl, lest we ignore this treat. Shark fermented for months. Many an ignorant have claimed this is the most disgusting thing they've ever tasted. Pure faggotry if you ask me.
And, finally men, we must return to the womb for dessert. And those clever British are serving a lovely Breast Milk Ice Cream. Think of mom, lap it up.
Thank you for your time.