QuandoDio
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Airport nazi slammed my left testicle today which caused me to jump involuntarily. I told him no need to slam me in the nuts, dude pretended to be innocent and then proceeded to slam my right testicle 10 seconds later. I almost lost it shouting "WHY ARE YOU ASSAULTING ME" and the two other nazis witnessing the whole deal just walked away.
However, surprised you are travelling by air and subjecting yourself to all that radiation by scanners, the plane et al ( not to mention a spot of sexual palpation)
Thought you'd pedal all the way to your destination?
