Awful Outfits You See IRL

Had to stare at this for 10 minutes on the subway:

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Seen yesterday across the aisle on a flight:

Elderly fella wearing oversized bowler hat with feather.

Small round gold rimmed glasses.

Bushy mutton chop sidies and moustache under nose, with two huge, rigid curly waxed ends standing several inches out from the side of his face and almost meeting to make circles at the ends.

Ecru shadow striped shirt with triple studs at the wrist in lieu of cuff buttons.

Cravat.

Tan fringed leather vest.

Dark brown trousers tucked into knee-high cowboy boots.

Braided copper bracelets on both wrists.

His missus was dressed in t shirt and jeans.

No idea if he was on the way to a cosplay event or if that's his 'normal' attire.
 
Seen yesterday across the aisle on a flight:

Elderly fella wearing oversized bowler hat with feather.

Small round gold rimmed glasses.

Bushy mutton chop sidies and moustache under nose, with two huge, rigid curly waxed ends standing several inches out from the side of his face and almost meeting to make circles at the ends.

Ecru shadow striped shirt with triple studs at the wrist in lieu of cuff buttons.

Cravat.

Tan fringed leather vest.

Dark brown trousers tucked into knee-high cowboy boots.

Braided copper bracelets on both wrists.

His missus was dressed in t shirt and jeans.

No idea if he was on the way to a cosplay event or if that's his 'normal' attire.

Prick. You didn't even come over and say "hi"??
 
Seen yesterday across the aisle on a flight:

Elderly fella wearing oversized bowler hat with feather.

Small round gold rimmed glasses.

Bushy mutton chop sidies and moustache under nose, with two huge, rigid curly waxed ends standing several inches out from the side of his face and almost meeting to make circles at the ends.

Ecru shadow striped shirt with triple studs at the wrist in lieu of cuff buttons.

Cravat.

Tan fringed leather vest.

Dark brown trousers tucked into knee-high cowboy boots.

Braided copper bracelets on both wrists.

His missus was dressed in t shirt and jeans.

No idea if he was on the way to a cosplay event or if that's his 'normal' attire.
Nope, that's just how I roll.
 
Ouch!

That reminds me of an old, rather politically incorrect joke:

- What should you never say to someone in a gay bar?
- Can I push your stool in for you?
 
BBC America is a treasure trove of misfits. I know this isn't technically IRL, but it's live so close the fuck enough.

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Saw two guys on the train this arvo in waistcoats, jackets and flat caps. 25 degree day - thought I was watching a sweaty episode of Peaky Blinders. Was going to take a photo but they looked like they might actually slash me so I chickened out.
 

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