Chain letters, scammers, and other unwanted e-mails

Russell Street said:
Oh, that's for lab experiments, not personal fertility. I was a bit confused after checking the definition of transgenic.
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Transgenic? Oh I really should be wearing my spectacles i thought it was transgendered foetuses. Must cancel my order
 
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Why yes of course I would be honoured to accept your gracious INVIATATION to speak at your Congress of Illiterates and ESL Failures.

Me speaky good. Love you long time GI
 
Not an email, but worthy of mention, mattresses in Mexico sold off of trucks:

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OfficePants said:
Not an email, but worthy of mention, mattresses in Mexico sold off of trucks:

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Crazy shit. Don't buy anything off the back of a truck except for puppies or kittens from farmers
 
Yes, thank you for your kind offer. I am humbled that I have been singled out as an expert in brain disorders despite never having dabbled in the field except for my unique regimen of self-medication to stifle the ghosts that haunt me
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Followup Honorable Speaker Invitation

Greetings!!!

We would like to invite you on behalf of the Organizing Committee to the forthcoming International Conference on Brain Disorders and Therapeutics during August 24-26, 2015 at London, UK.
 
Finally the office here has come around to realize that this fishy guy that sent an e-mail wanting to buy machinery with no questions asked is clearly a fake.
Dear xxxxxxxx,
I just received notification on the payment of $96,733.00 you received was from our financial department,(instead of the $14,550.00 exact payment) they issue the shippers funds along with your payment due to the instruction of your payment and shippers bill forwarded to them.
Due to erroneous blunder made by the financial department they issued your payment and the shipper's as we have together.
We have this shippers urgently as they will commence the arrangement once they receive the funds in the supplied information's provided below that will be supplied to you shortly.Kindly acknowledge the payment as soon as possible to enable us proceed.Sorry for the inconveniences this time and hope we do more successful purchases in the future. Do get an urgent response supplied.

Best regards,
Howard
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The "erroneous blunder" phrase kills me.
 
If people fall for these scams l don't feel sorry for them because it is their karma. Only greedy people who want money for nothing fall for these scammers and people full of lust.

Here is a low life who sent the following email. The problem is that l don't have a facebook account. They gave me a link so they could supposedly hack into my computer. I don't know how to do screan prints.


Hi there sweet, this is Cherin.

I found your profile via facebook. I was excited! You are cute!
I want to share some hot photos with you, babe!
Got big boobs, and a big butt....and know how to use them :)
Click bellow to view my 22 private photos:
(link not included here)


It's funny how l have had a bunch of emails saying "Got big boobs, and a big butt....and know how to use them".
 
The Shooman said:
If people fall for these scams l don't feel sorry for them because it is their karma. Only greedy people who want money for nothing fall for these scammers and people full of lust.

Here is a low life who sent the following email. The problem is that l don't have a facebook account. They gave me a link so they could supposedly hack into my computer. I don't know how to do screan prints.


Hi there sweet, this is Cherin.

I found your profile via facebook. I was excited! You are cute!
I want to share some hot photos with you, babe!
Got big boobs, and a big butt....and know how to use them :)
Click bellow to view my 22 private photos:
(link not included here)


It's funny how l have had a bunch of emails saying "Got big boobs, and a big butt....and know how to use them".
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Two questions:

1) what the fuck, where's the link?!?! I want to see Cherin's goods!

2) why are you getting so many emails from horny women who are looking to hit you up for money?
 
Rambo said:
Two questions:

1) what the fuck, where's the link?!?! I want to see Cherin's goods!
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I won't paste the link because l accidently might click on the link when copying and compromise my computer security. I feel sure it is only a fake link with no rude stuff.

Besides, they started off telling me a lie by saying they found me on facebook, so do you really think they are going to have 22 sexy pics for me to view? No way! They wanted me to click on the link so they can ruin my life imo.


Rambo said:
2) why are you getting so many emails from horny women who are looking to hit you up for money?
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That is a good question. Refuse to do any social media or dating sites etc. Personally l think it may be a random email and l am on a list somehow.

I did myspace years ago and sometimes had this girl with big boobs flirting with me and wanting sex in a pop-up. Of course we know she didn't really exist, it was just some bloke who wanted my to click on her picture so he could screw me over. Pthhh, what do any of these people have that l want?...NOTHING!!! And even if they were hot and we had sex,...what diseases would l catch as part of my karma? And why would any stranger want sex with me these days?...there are heaps of hotter and younger guys than me.
 
haha, nah, not me mate.

One thing l will say is that l am always a sucker for "a pretty face". Boo. :trolol:


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