Disagreeable Menswear Post Of The Day

Cocksucker suit by Langatetanga for a top shiller. It's for you SartoDi. With love from Madrid.

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The right conclusion to a life of shilling: living in a migrant camp. Such humility. Bespoke tents of course.

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Oof! Tough crowd today. I like Jim Aclooneyosta, why's he a slug? Did he try to bone your wife or something?

There's a whole lot more I'd be ripping into on SF before I got to that DB suit.
 
Rambo said:
Well? Get to it then, man. Lets not pretend that you're splitting the atom over there.
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I recently had a go at Roycru and his fucking ridiculous high water pants that have enough cloth to make two pairs from.

And fucking Gerry Nelson with his endless wardrobe of scarfs and cardigans and shit eating grins.

Both posts were roundly ignored so maybe I'm out of step with DW and the majority on here actually like that?

And don't get me started on the relentless dullard Diplomatic Ties composing himself into a semblance of a man absolutely bored to fuck with all life.

And then we have Pauly and his pod shorts. He may be a decent fella and thick skinned enough to take these pot shots in stride but what the fuck goes through your head when you check the mirror before leaving the house with them things on and decide 'yeah I'm looking good today'?
 
Great White Snark said:
And then we have Pauly and his pod shorts. He may be a decent fella and thick skinned enough to take these pot shots in stride but what the fuck goes through your head when you check the mirror before leaving the house with them things on and decide 'yeah I'm looking good today'?
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*damn bruh my calves are swole AF*
 
Great White Snark said:
I recently had a go at Roycru and his fucking ridiculous high water pants that have enough cloth to make two pairs from.

And fucking Gerry Nelson with his endless wardrobe of scarfs and cardigans and shit eating grins.

Both posts were roundly ignored so maybe I'm out of step with DW and the majority on here actually like that?

And don't get me started on the relentless dullard Diplomatic Ties composing himself into a semblance of a man absolutely bored to fuck with all life.

And then we have Pauly and his pod shorts. He may be a decent fella and thick skinned enough to take these pot shots in stride but what the fuck goes through your head when you check the mirror before leaving the house with them things on and decide 'yeah I'm looking good today'?
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I like the attitude and I love the anger!
 
Jupiter said:
Aussies Pakistanese Igents. Do they belong to the human race? I doubt it but it's so good.

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The sad part is that both of these guys think they are dressed better than the other. Clearly both trying too hard, but probably garnered many compliments from many of their peers. This is the type of shit my generation (millennials) consider well-dressed. Another reason I've shied away from CM recently.

Also, I knew most of you guys were dicks. But you are all outright racists as well! Endearing.
 
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Darkside said:
The sad part is that both of these guys think they are dressed better than the other. Clearly both trying too hard, but probably garnered many compliments from many of their peers. This is the type of shit my generation (millennials) consider well-dressed. Another reason I've shied away from CM recently.

Also, I knew most of you guys were dicks. But you are all outright racists as well! Endearing.
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You forgot homophobe and antisemit!
 
Racists?
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Aussies Pakistanese Igents. Do they belong to the human race? I doubt it but it's so good.

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These two are ooozing with confidence, which leads me to believe that they think they're dressed well. I am not sure how they got to thinking this way but it is quite puzzling. I see this from time to time where I live and I just shake my head.
 
C0keZer0 said:
Racists?

These two are ooozing with confidence, which leads me to believe that they think they're dressed well. I am not sure how they got to thinking this way but it is quite puzzling. I see this from time to time where I live and I just shake my head.
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They are confident because they have aped what they see on IG. They have replicated the ultra-tight fit of the IG clowns.

But the one on the left has rolled his cuffs instead of hemming them. Neither of their shoes fit them.

Giant watches. Tiny shirt collars. Putrid shoulders.
 
Thruth said:
They are confident because they have aped what they see on IG. They have replicated the ultra-tight fit of the IG clowns.

But the one on the left has rolled his cuffs instead of hemming them. Neither of their shoes fit them.

Giant watches. Tiny shirt collars. Putrid shoulders.
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No need to comment and describe these members of a damned subspecies. The photo is sufficient in itself.
 
Thruth said:
They are confident because they have aped what they see on IG. They have replicated the ultra-tight fit of the IG clowns.

But the one on the left has rolled his cuffs instead of hemming them. Neither of their shoes fit them.

Giant watches. Tiny shirt collars. Putrid shoulders.
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You're preaching to the choir.

Prick on the left:
1. Collar gap.
2. The knot on the tie needs to be tightened.
3. What's the purpose of a tie bar/clip if you have a tightass jacket that will hold the tie for you?
4. That pocket square looks like it wants to run from him. Looks like silk rather than linen.
5. Nice crease on the jacket when buttoned.
6. Are those wool trousers or skinny jeans?
7. Trousers are rolled up?????
8. Big gaps shown in whatever shoes he's wearing.
9. Nice watch.
10. Skinny lapels and they're bowing.
11. Shoulders...divot.

Prick on the right:
1. Burn the tie.
2. Is that pocket square sewed on?
3. Why the vest if it is hot enough that you tossed out the socks?
4. Again, are those skinny jeans or actual wool trousers?
5. Skinny lapels and I don't think he can even button up his jacket.
6. You had to tuck your jacket sleeve under your watch?
7. No socks with oxfords?

Something that they forgot to do: belts with big emblems!
 
C0keZer0 said:
You're preaching to the choir.

Prick on the left:
1. Collar gap.
2. The knot on the tie needs to be tightened.
3. What's the purpose of a tie bar/clip if you have a tightass jacket that will hold the tie for you?
4. That pocket square looks like it wants to run from him. Looks like silk rather than linen.
5. Nice crease on the jacket when buttoned.
6. Are those wool trousers or skinny jeans?
7. Trousers are rolled up?????
8. Big gaps shown in whatever shoes he's wearing.
9. Nice watch.
10. Skinny lapels and they're bowing.
11. Shoulders...divot.

Prick on the right:
1. Burn the tie.
2. Is that pocket square sewed on?
3. Why the vest if it is hot enough that you tossed out the socks?
4. Again, are those skinny jeans or actual wool trousers?
5. Skinny lapels and I don't think he can even button up his jacket.
6. You had to tuck your jacket sleeve under your watch?
7. No socks with oxfords?

Something that they forgot to do: belts with big emblems!
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Hey guys they're Pakistanese outcasts. No need to further argue!
 
C0keZer0 said:
"I wonder what the folks over at DW will think of this outfit."
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I like that guy's outfits (aside from the collars and tie knots and maybe the sleeve length). It's his posture of intense defecation, his mugging, and his overall backpfeifengesicht that grate on me. And a man with his Gordon Ramseyian forehead wrinkles should not always be doing faces to highlight that.

But the colors are great.
 
John Lee Pettimore III said:
I like that guy's outfits (aside from the collars and tie knots and maybe the sleeve length). It's his posture of intense defecation, his mugging, and his overall backpfeifengesicht that grate on me. And a man with his Gordon Ramseyian forehead wrinkles should not always be doing faces to highlight that.

But the colors are great.
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It's not bad but I was thinking it's too monochromatica (the tie and the jacket).
 
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