Disagreeable Menswear Post Of The Day

[Great White Snark]

Why assume that he had a personality in the first place?

Haha well there is that!

 

[dreamspace]

www.instagram.com/thestyledogma

The holy grail of untailoring.

 

[InstaHate]

www.instagram.com/thestyledogma

The holy grail of untailoring.

Generic instatrash.

Do you even hate, bruh?

Check out this horrendous cumsock:

He is truly an all purpose plaguerat

Jeans and more jeans

And more fucking jeans. Sweet stache tho

Fuck this guy. I hope he develops an embarrassing rash. And I also hope Thruth will release bedbugs into this cuntnugget’s wardrobe (and you know he fucking calls it a wardrobe)

 

[prince nez]

Because they're being sold in his pop-up shop. I told you he's a shopkeeper now. You tell me how anyone can be a reviewer when they're selling the very things they're reviewing.

Why does this surprise you? England is a nation of shopkeepers.

 

[Thruth]

Generic instatrash.

Do you even hate, bruh?

Check out this horrendous cumsock:
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He is truly an all purpose plaguerat
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Jeans and more jeans

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And more fucking jeans. Sweet stache tho

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Fuck this guy. I hope he develops an embarrassing rash. And I also hope Thruth will release bedbugs into this cuntnugget’s wardrobe (and you know he fucking calls it a wardrobe)

Olo. I will have to collect some bedbugs. I usually only carry silverfish to get free meals at Irish-Chino dim sum houses.

I hear this guy plays in a Queen tribute band on weekends.

 

[fxh]

Bespoke pajamas, holy Jesus.

Well, hand-sewn buttonholes. But watch the latest video by our other forum mascot, Luca Rubinacci. Yew Ken ev turn-ups on de pijamas.

wtf is the point of a handsewn buttonhole on pajamas no one sees. Wasn't Craptom a modest, mid class rooted gent according to himself? Why pay for such superfluous luxuries?

My PJs. Note button holes. $11.49 at local discount store.

 

[TheUntermensch]

My PJs. Note button holes. $11.49 at local discount store.
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Love the iUomo #sprezzfluencer pose in front of the mirror. That right leg just poised to step off is worth a thousand Pittis. Bravo, and is that a spalla camicia? Also, where is this place "China"? Is it near Vesuvius?

 

[Thruth]

Love the iUomo #sprezzfluencer pose in front of the mirror. That right leg just poised to step off is worth a thousand Pittis. Bravo, and is that a spalla camicia? Also, where is this place "China"? Is it near Vesuvius?

They are seconds. The tag should read Chiaia

 

[TheUntermensch]

They are seconds. The tag should read Chiaia

My bespoke "pyjamas", such as they are, are made in Bangladesh, which has a touch of the exotic about it that China no longer has. They consist, in fact, of a pair of M&S (yes, that's M&S, not A&S) shreddies. Puro cotton con uno poco di elastane, I believe. The scrote is fully canvassed, as it were, but the old chap has the run of the unstructured spalla camicia. Sheer bliss. I dress them high+low by lowering the waistband so I show 3/8" of crack - no more, no less.

 

[Pimpernel Smith]

How does he keep up his pretence of being an ordinary working schmo turning in to the office every day when he’s off swanning around the tailoring houses of Europe and beyond every other week? Fuck me, they must have some liberal vacation policy at his place.

The fella is a complete fantasist IMO. Every post of his I read he appears to be drifting further and further away from reality and deeper into this mythical fantasy world he’s created for himself.

Jealous? Me? Well I wouldn’t mind being well paid to assemble a collection of clothes made personally for me, but at the expense of abdicating my entire personality I reckon it would be a hard bargain that he’s made.

Likely they've sussed him out as a PPE workshy fop and have him on a 3 day week until they find a away to fire him with no employment legislation exposure. Meanwhile, he's travelling around Europe in search of something that has the price of bespoke, but can be mass produced to support the sales traffic from his blog webshop.

 

[Kingstonian]

Nightshirts are the way to go. No elasticated trahseez below. Just avoid the nightcap promoted by the likes of Peter Christian. Care home wear trumps Crompton.

 

[formby]

wtf is the point of a handsewn buttonhole on pajamas no one sees. Wasn't Craptom a modest, mid class rooted gent according to himself? Why pay for such superfluous luxuries?

All luxuries are superfluous.

 

[rdiaz]

All luxuries are superfluous.

some more than others

 

[Pauly Chase]

Poal: which one is the bottom bitch?

 

[viaattovannucci]

Poal: which one is the bottom bitch?

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Left.

 

[MES]

Left.

Looks like he's nicked one of Pimpernel Smith 's shirts.

 

[rdiaz]

Looks like he's nicked one of Pimpernel Smith 's shirts.

That might actually be Pimpernel Smith !

 

[Pimpernel Smith]

That might actually be Pimpernel Smith !

Hopefully not, I'm certainly not as inbred as himself.

 

[spencer096]

camo

tassel loafers

 

[Arnathor]

"Is she right?"

One of the funniest scenes ever!

 

[Scherensammler]

www.instagram.com/thestyledogma

The holy grail of untailoring.

www.instagram.com/thestyledogma

The holy grail of untailoring.

Influencer by day, a Chippendale by night?

 

[TheUntermensch]

camo
tassel loafers

Exactly. Everyone thinks you get more sprezz by adding sprezzes. But when you mix different, incompatible sprezzes, you create a monster.

Be that as it may. Do I smell the next iGent cycle here, viz. camo/military jackets? First Crompers, now this bloke. I got a mailshot from this mysterious outfit: https://raglanunited.com

 

[FriendCustomer]

Poal: which one is the bottom bitch?

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the chinaman streetwear dude

 

[FriendCustomer]

Hopefully not, I'm certainly not as inbred as himself.

that's a shame

 

[TheUntermensch]

https://www.permanentstyle.com/2017/12/a-casual-capsule-the-valstarino-jacket-three-ways.html

Crikey. Nerd jackets are now fashionable.

 

[Lumpen]

What a shit of trousers


Sartoria Tofani



Aristide Tofani wearing a Grey overcoat in San Gregorio Armeno

 

[Thruth]

https://www.permanentstyle.com/2017/12/a-casual-capsule-the-valstarino-jacket-three-ways.html

Crikey. Nerd jackets are now fashionable.

I believe at least 2 members here have Valstarino giaccas that they have shown on occasion.

They are the CM man's concept of casual outerwear.

 

[dreamspace]

What's the fascination with Arnys Paris? The old shop, I think Berluti now resides there.

As I understand, it used to be one of the (if not the) holy grails in French menswear. All I've ever seen has been:
- Terribly boring suits and sport coats, usually in wild pinstripes. Hard and high 3-button setup.
- Fugly cords in even worse colors. Lots of greens, mustard yellow, browns. In general, the colors look like something from a 70's sears catalog.

 

[TheUntermensch]

I believe at least 2 members here have Valstarino giaccas that they have shown on occasion.

They are the CM man's concept of casual outerwear.

Well what can I say. I was ahead of my time. Trouble with fashion cycles is I'm always ten years early.

 

[fxh]

Well what can I say. I was ahead of my time. Trouble with fashion cycles is I'm always ten years early.

Fashion runs in 5 year cycles so I’m not sure how you can be 10 years early. Hopefully you can ride the next wave.

 

[The Shooman]

camo

tassel loafers

I used to hate tassle loafers with a passion all my life until the last 4 - 5 years. Now l want a pair. Why? Because they add a unique casual styling that makes a statement, and because they divide people. Sometimes l like to wear footwear that gets up people's noses because l am in a cheeky mindset that day. I like a wide variety of footwear to express my various moods. Sometimes l am serious (black captoes), sometimes l am flashy (green shoos), sometimes l am extremely decadent (alligator) other times l feel casual (brown derby), other times l want to let it all hang out and stick my fingers up at everyone (monks), and other times l want to rule the world so l will wear a black handmade oxford half brogue and play the role of a BIG daddy. I wear various shoos to express my mood, and often l like my shoos to be noticed, l think shoomen are like that, it's a part of what their identity.

It took me a long time to appreciate the possible mindsets behind such footwear as tassles, I used to think they were for fuddy duddy types, but my personal mindset on tassles opened up a whole new world of exciting possibilities. Sadly l haven't been able to find a pair that fits me.

 

[Thruth]

What's the fascination with Arnys Paris? The old shop, I think Berluti now resides there.

As I understand, it used to be one of the (if not the) holy grails in French menswear. All I've ever seen has been:
- Terribly boring suits and sport coats, usually in wild pinstripes. Hard and high 3-button setup.
- Fugly cords in even worse colors. Lots of greens, mustard yellow, browns. In general, the colors look like something from a 70's sears catalog.

Well made duds. Very well made. Not for everyone's tastes. Well made ties. I am pretty sure FriendCustomer has some and he can comment better than I can.

I have a pair of their trousers. Yes in green. Nice olive Donegalesque fabric. Very comfy. Killer construction.

Ad hoc. Horses for courses. YMMV. Top top gear for parvenus.

Maybe for mature men?

Not all hard 3-b

Bespoke

You could have a Forestiere instead of a Teba

 

[Jupiter]

What's the fascination with Arnys Paris? The old shop, I think Berluti now resides there.

As I understand, it used to be one of the (if not the) holy grails in French menswear. All I've ever seen has been:
- Terribly boring suits and sport coats, usually in wild pinstripes. Hard and high 3-button setup.
- Fugly cords in even worse colors. Lots of greens, mustard yellow, browns. In general, the colors look like something from a 70's sears catalog.

Arnys doesn't exist anymore. What you show here are Berluti's collections. The Berluti's M&A fucked the original identity of Arnys. I think they kept the name of brand for their bespoke line which seems mediocre and overpriced. My father was a loyal customer to Arnys in the 80's and the 90's. Countrywear centered, understated esthetics, top tier construction for a targeted public of 40 to 70 years men. Still affordable for middle incomers at this time.

 

[fxh]

 

[rdiaz]

He'd smack you if you told him of his SPANISH unsleeves

 

[fxh]

Catalan Unsleeves would be OK?

 

[QuandoDio]

Catalan Unsleeves would be OK?

Of course. The more lumpen Lumpen the sleeves, the better.

 

[rdiaz]

Catalan Unsleeves would be OK?

Of course. He'd be proud of them.

 

[fxh]

Of course. He'd be proud of them.

But wouldn't they have to be separated from the jacket to be truly Catalan?

 

[rdiaz]

But wouldn't they have to be separated from the jacket to be truly Catalan?

That's how waistcoats were invented (by Catalans)