Grand Potentate
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'I Provide Erotic '"Happy Ending" Massages To Women': MasseurWell she definitely had a good view. Maybe I'll try the same when I give a massage next week.
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'I Provide Erotic '"Happy Ending" Massages To Women': MasseurWell she definitely had a good view. Maybe I'll try the same when I give a massage next week.
how did you manage that?God damn, gotta lot to learn here. Unfortunately my real therapist says I can't do jack shit with my right arm for another two weeks since I reinjured the tear last night.
Roll up a pack of smokes in your t-shirt sleeve. Try to make it look authentic.I went to coach my team's semi-final last night. During warm-up I bumped the ball a little bit no pain at all then my teammate hit the ball with pace to my side, swung my arms around and the 'normal' impact put pressure on the wrong part of my shoulder with extreme pain. Yeah it was stupid.
Now I'm a total invalid and have to walk like a hick with hand in pocket with thumb sticking out to immobilize my arm.
The alcohol has to get out of your system somehowHmm I'm thinking my constant sweating in a suit and tie walking 15 minutes to work in the morning at 23c+ temperatures may be related to my liver.
I bought Hayabusa boxing gloves and my boss gave me an old heavy bag, I plan on beating the shit out of the bag and then doing body-weight training, i.e. lots of push-ups and lifting the 50 pound weighted bar I have.
Why did he get rid of his wife?I bought Hayabusa boxing gloves and my boss gave me an old heavy bag, I plan on beating the shit out of the bag and then doing body-weight training, i.e. lots of push-ups and lifting the 50 pound weighted bar I have.
What kind of tendinitis?I've been back on the bike for a couple months after the spring's stress eating marathon. Four days a week, mostly indoor on the trainer unfortunately. Lifting just once a week after last years tendonitis debacle.
I've been back on the bike for a couple months after the spring's stress eating marathon. Four days a week, mostly indoor on the trainer unfortunately. Lifting just once a week after last years tendonitis debacle.
FWIW:
Carbs are 4 calories/gram
Proteins are 4 calories/gram
Fats are 9 calories/gram
Alcohol is 7 calories/gram
Alcohol is not exactly a carbohydrate, and one shot of liquor is about 14 grams of alcohol. Beer has less alcohol, but way more carbohydrates. Drinking really wreaks havoc on your metabolic system. I am noticeably leaner after weekends after which I have to work, than those where I have time off.
What kind of tendinitis?
From personal experience, in order to make major changes to your body, you have to beat the shit out of yourself. high intensity, high variability. I've had two ACL rebuilds, numerous significant muscle pulls, shoulder problems, etc. And I barely ever miss a session. I just do whatever else I am able, as hard as I can.
I've had bad elbow tendonitis since I was young. Derailed a promising pitching (or any baseball) ability. Went to hard on weights last year and did a number on my left elbow and had to stop lifting for like three months.
So you aren't trying to be any healthier, you are just going for performance. Which is fine. I'm an ex- college football player, I know all about it. That isn't my goal anymore. I just like general well being these days, and some cycling performance.
I've had bad elbow tendonitis since I was young. Derailed a promising pitching (or any baseball) ability. Went to hard on weights last year and did a number on my left elbow and had to stop lifting for like three months.
So you aren't trying to be any healthier, you are just going for performance. Which is fine. I'm an ex- college football player, I know all about it. That isn't my goal anymore. I just like general well being these days, and some cycling performance.
I hate to pull this card, but genetics has a lot to do with it. A lot of people have to work much harder to maintain a moderately athletic build, whereas some people can waltz into a gym once a week and maintain a 6 pack. One of my best friends is of the latter persuasion, but he's also an immigrant from Cameroon.
It is about being healthier though. I personally need to workout hard to get results that I want.
Me too. What/when did you play?
Do you cycle competitively?
The trick here is to never stop drinking. Your metabolism will adjust
No argument from me. But It's important to delineate health and aesthetics.
Replacing ligaments isn't healthy, it's actually the opposite, but like I said, I understand what you mean. People who are always militant about the exact right health thing food or exercise wise I think are really missing the point, you need to make life what you want for it to be worthwhile, and exercising for performance and/or aesthetics are as good a pursuit as any. Drinking booze isn't healthy either, but it isn't going to stop me from having a few, right?
I was a DB my whole life, the one long haired white kid who could run and wasn't scared to hit anyone. Kinda like Pat Tillman minus the talent. I sort of go in and out of cycling competitively, racing sailboats is my primary sport/former job.