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He's what we all should aspire to beHoly crap, man - I thought that you were trying to *stop* indulging so much when you're in Germany?!?!
Instead, it sounds as though you're trying to drink the place dry!
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He's what we all should aspire to beHoly crap, man - I thought that you were trying to *stop* indulging so much when you're in Germany?!?!
Instead, it sounds as though you're trying to drink the place dry!
Holy crap, man - I thought that you were trying to *stop* indulging so much when you're in Germany?!?!
Instead, it sounds as though you're trying to drink the place dry!
He's what we all should aspire to be
9 pints last night. Bloke who was with me till 2am is nodding off in the meeting.
He's got a bladder the size of a watermelonHoly cow - that's about 4.5 litres of liquid. How on earth did you not burst open?
no shave?Spending the morning at Truefitt and Hill getting my hair done, a quick massage whilst listening to Puccini.
no shave?
What's the ratio of lookers to non-lookers up there? Any trannies you'd legit hit on at a bar?The Florida House is debating a bill restricting trannies from going into the "wrong" bathroom. Trannies, trannies everywhere at the Capitol today. So many of them are speaking that they are having to go to 45 seconds for public comment. Which is a shame because some of the rambling is amusing, in the vein of Patton Oswalt's Parks & Rec speech. Lots of SJWs, with a few religious leaders and old people opposing them. I love this stuff.
What's the ratio of lookers to non-lookers up there? Any trannies you'd legit hit on at a bar?
Lots of SJWs
Social Justice Warrior.Can I look this up in sarto's dictionary?
Social Justice Warrior.
Got home at 3am last night. Detoxing with green tea and chutoro at a Japanese restaurant now.
I haven't had tuna since March 2011.
‘Absolutely every one’ – Bluefin tuna tested in California waters contaminated with Fukushima radiation
I haven't had tuna since March 2011.
‘Absolutely every one’ – Bluefin tuna tested in California waters contaminated with Fukushima radiation
I'm sure that's the case with just about everything else too.
I'm happy for the fact I spent some quality time today with a friend who is getting married in May. Korean BBQ and then 3 different bars. Plus my pocket squares were a hit with my groomsmen.
So - ALL the groomsmen came out ? at once ?
Dont tell sarto
Is she ugly? If yes, evade eye contact. If no, lock eyes with her and reel her in with your sultry gaze.Why is this Italian hostess making eyes with me 4 times tonight?