What's Making You Happy Today?

NSA aside, all this technology can be fucking awesome.

Just sent about 20 emails from my bed through my phone. Literally half my workday is done.
 
Cleared an enormous amount if crap out of the house and garage and haf it taken away todya woot now I'm drinking!
 
Harveybirdman said:
At criminal court today, we were all sitting around waiting for the judge. Someone mentioned kids, and then a fellow defense attorney asked if I had kids.

I said, "NO, I practice custody and support law in my spare time."

There was a decent laugh.

Then the ADA said "you should have a kid so he can hold the camera for your hiking videos."

Another hearty laugh from all.

Is this or is this not an invitation for me to impregnate the ADA? To be clear, she's very sexy. And I bumped uglies with a different ADA before, so she might know of my giant hog and skill in the bedroom. (No lies, I'm really good at it.)

Thinking of asking her to wine fest this coming Sunday. Thoughts?
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Ask her for sure
 
Eating a big Bagel with Nutella. This is just pleasure, making me happy right now!
 
go with a boston butt, 5-6 hours, rub with brown sugar, paprika, salt, pepper, and a smidge of clove. cheap and cannot go wrong.
 
i never paid attention to temperature, just kept it off the fire and made sure there was plenty of smoke.
 
Rambo said:
Thermometers are for fags
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MFDoom said:
would hit.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/01/paula-deen-porn-offer_n_3529941.html

"Following her admission that she made racist remarks, companies have beendumping Paula Deen left and right, but there's at least one that's eager to offer Deen a new gig.

TMZ reports that a porn company that features older women called PureMature.com sent a letter to Deen offering her a six-figure deal to endorse the site.

"Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson," the company wrote to Deen, adding that she's a "MILF," and they are willing to offer her "6 figures for very little work," since there is no nudity required.

Despite the fact that Deen has now been dropped by The Food Network, Walmart, Target, JC Penney, her book publisher Random House and other companies, it seems unlikely that Deen would sign on, even as she loses millions."
 
My sister getting into a yelling match with a driver who got too close on her bike. I just love it when others get worked up and I don't have a stake in it other than to make mental notes of stuff to post here.
 
Dem saturday afternoon naps.

Also, finally wised up and obtained an external harddrive to back up all of our family photos. Doing that right now.
 
El Argentino said:
Dem saturday afternoon naps.

Also, finally wised up and obtained an external harddrive to back up all of our family photos. Doing that right now.
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Next, get a second one to clone the backup. Always have a backup of the backup.
 
Appointment with my hairdresser, leaving for LA next Friday and my over the top super fantastic husband is taking me to Sensation White in Las Vegas in October! !!!
 
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