Disagreeable Menswear Post Of The Day

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Were you eating dinner and you happened to stand up to greet someone or is this part of your outfit???
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You fit it. Nice shirt.
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I find his hair very disagreeable but the outfit is fine.
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"I am trying best to hold my breath so no one sees my gut."
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Uh.....................
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"I can't find my neck..."
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"I hope grandmother doesn't mind me borrowing her sweater..."
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What the heck are you smiling at?
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"I am going to dig thru your trash bin after this selfie."
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You used to be so good so my question is what happened to you?
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Wear the shirt backwards and you can look like a butterfly with wings
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This looks the most "normal" but this isn't something I'd put up online.
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Colonel Sanders if he was LGBLTQ
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You'll be on this list because I find your face disagreeable.
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The fit is aight but the man looks like he has too much makeup on and that hair...
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Far left - What is going on with the trousers?!!!
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Don't care about your outfit. It's the BLUE STEEL LOOK that got you on the list.
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I liked you better when you cropped off your face.
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No comment needed.
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What is going on with this man? He can't just open his eyes and look straight into a camera? He can't give us the BLUE STEEL look?
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I am guessing you spent like $5 on your entire wardrobe here because it looks like that's how much you spent.
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Splendid pants!!!
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You can do better than this. And what student is going to take you seriously if you're dressed like this?
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prince nez said:
I would hang with this dude, he looks like he knows where to get the good drugs... and the bad ones.

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Sure, but he'd also bore the shit out of you with his talks about the virtues of Neo-Marxism. While wearing $1,000+ worth of clothes, of course.

C0keZer0 said:
You can do better than this. And what student is going to take you seriously if you're dressed like this?
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That's awful.

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These proportions are so off. I guess it's the camera angle. I'd lower the gorge a little, and lengthen the shirt sleeves.
 
What is it with post-modernists and neo-marxist college lecturers affinity towards the Ivy League style? Is it some form of ironic deconstruction?
 
C0keZer0 said:
Colonel Sanders if he was LGBLTQ
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More likely to be Krusty's homage to Truman Capote who would fit in the gay category.

Or maybe one those styleforum competitions where you have to dress up as something for the week. Favourite author?

If it was Ask Andy, there would the mandatory folded shirt, tie and cufflinks shot too.
 
Kingstonian said:
More likely to be Krusty's homage to Truman Capote who would fit in the gay category.

Or maybe one those styleforum competitions where you have to dress up as something for the week. Favourite author?

If it was Ask Andy, there would the mandatory folded shirt, tie and cufflinks shot too.
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Plus the pocket watch on chain.
 
Indeed, a theme or motif can be good, but a charcoal linen jacket matched with a near charcoal tie is not one of them. Okay if you're looking for your pit pony before going down the mine, but in summer cloth, it's just wrong.
 
WildBlue said:
Hard 3 button? Eh.
Black? Eh.
Linen? Nice.
Completely unpadded shoulder worn by unmen with ballerina arms? Nope.
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That's not a hard-three, methinks. I believe it is what they've recently begun to shill as 3/2.5, frequently seen on Neapolitan RTW, which has a much softer roll than the American 3/2 roll.

That being said, black linen is the kind of abomination best left to high-fashion brands. I had seen and tried on an unstructured all navy seersucker suit from Hermés last season. Now that was an interesting idea. Something that I imagine Monkeyface Monkeyface to be wearing in Florida, if he would genuinely fancy executing a fresh take on the Miami Vice style.
 
viaattovannucci said:
That's not a hard-three, methinks. I believe it is what they've recently begun to shill as 3/2.5, frequently seen on Neapolitan RTW, which has a much softer roll than the American 3/2 roll.

That being said, black linen is the kind of abomination best left to high-fashion brands. I had seen and tried on an unstructured all navy seersucker suit from Hermés last season. Now that was an interesting idea. Something that I imagine Monkeyface Monkeyface to be wearing in Florida, if he would genuinely fancy executing a fresh take on the Miami Vice style.
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Looks bad then, either go for 3/2, 3 or 2, any middle is idiotic, you don't need a button playing peekaboo. And people buy them...

Black linen is fine only if you're a priest and/or like touching children.
 
viaattovannucci said:
That's not a hard-three, methinks. I believe it is what they've recently begun to shill as 3/2.5, frequently seen on Neapolitan RTW, which has a much softer roll than the American 3/2 roll.

That being said, black linen is the kind of abomination best left to high-fashion brands. I had seen and tried on an unstructured all navy seersucker suit from Hermés last season. Now that was an interesting idea. Something that I imagine Monkeyface Monkeyface to be wearing in Florida, if he would genuinely fancy executing a fresh take on the Miami Vice style.
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Luckily (or sadly), I'm moving to west coast best coast, so no Miami vice for me.
 
Lord Buckley said:
Of course he wears chunky cordovan, handy against baby alligator and python attacks. You need to protect yourself against nature all raw and real.
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Why not wear alligator or python boots then? He'll blend in amongst all the predators, and it fits the Miami Vice theme!
 
Monkeyface said:
Thoughts? It appeals to my monochromatic side, but it just seems wrong.
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Black suit for summer? FAIL
Hard 3 button jacket? FAIL
Button down shirt for a formal look? FAIL
Tie tucked into his effing trousers? FAIL
Linen? PASS but wtf is the point if you are wearing black in the sun?
Conclusion? FAIL
 
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