Disagreeable Menswear Post Of The Day

Pimpernel Smith said:
I thought a lot of the Dashing Tweed stuff was meant to be worn in London on your bicycle as a warning to lorries, jihadists and unemployed Uber drivers that you are sending out an insect type repellent not to be swotted away?

Some of their cloth I've quite liked, on the webpage that is, but everyone who's commented has said it's pretty ropey quality wise.
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I think they have rather limited lengths of cloth available. That young girl is doing the pattern designing. All the cloths are on the open weave side, the yarn is thick but not particularly strong. Which is why wearing a Dashing Tweed suit while riding your bicycle is not a good idea. Won't last long. Plus you have to put the grain line of the pattern with the weft because they can't get the reflective tape into the warp. This also means that the shape won't hold that long.
 
Pimpernel Smith said:
For men it's a lot easier, the desirable alpha male type is really not based on physique or good looks. It really is a simple case of dressing well. If you're built like a beer barrel it doesn't really matter, as if you heterosexual, ugliness isn't an issue with the potential partners or your mates.

Male dressing is all about power.
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“-Go to upscale bar/club dressed like a fucking badass -as soon as i walk in the door pussies become wet and boners rise -Get complimented by 3 girls and 2 guys -Drunk chick cant keep her hands off me -take drunk chick to friends house -fuck chick and throw up -she comforts me and tells me its ok -fuck her again and lick her pussy and asshole -quietly leave and take off in the morning -calls me a minute later -dontanswer -Alpha as fuck ”
 
InstaHate said:
“-Go to upscale bar/club dressed like a fucking badass -as soon as i walk in the door pussies become wet and boners rise -Get complimented by 3 girls and 2 guys -Drunk chick cant keep her hands off me -take drunk chick to friends house -fuck chick and throw up -she comforts me and tells me its ok -fuck her again and lick her pussy and asshole -quietly leave and take off in the morning -calls me a minute later -dontanswer -Alpha as fuck ”
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Reading that, the author has clearly been licking his own asshole.
 
Can anybody explain this?

Why the ropes on the sleeves?
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Lumpen said:
Can anybody explain this?

Why the ropes on the sleeves?View attachment 25623
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Arm bands. Originally used to hold the sleeve, hence cuffs up when engaging in work were the cuffs may become dirty. Writing using a fountain pen for example.

Originally functional, but now 'on-trend' I believe. Another example of raiding the past.

Pocket watches will be next...or perhaps spats.
 
formby said:
Arm bands. Originally used to hold the sleeve, hence cuffs up when engaging in work were the cuffs may become dirty. Writing using a fountain pen for example.

Originally functional, but now 'on-trend' I believe. Another example of raiding the past.

Pocket watches will be next...or perhaps spats.
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Hey, leave pocket watches out of this.
 
doghouse said:
Yes, but I like pocket watches.
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Get yerself a waistcoat, and wear one of those railroad ones. Poole will know the correct details for the waistcoat. The pocket that the watch resides in will be lined, and there'll be a vertical hole cut between the button holes for the chain.

Or, wear it in the breast welt pocket and pass the chain through the buttonhole in the lapel.

You know the game...
 
formby said:
Get yerself a waistcoat, and wear one of those railroad ones. Poole will know the correct details for the waistcoat. The pocket that the watch resides in will be lined, and there'll be a vertical hole cut between the button holes for the chain.

Or, wear it in the breast welt pocket and pass the chain through the buttonhole in the lapel.

You know the game...
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Aye good sir, you know me well.

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Pimpernel Smith said:
I'm not convinced by that Peaky Blinders series. More 1850s than 1920s.
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It's symbolic of all that's wrong with 21st century TV. An insignificant incident or series of incidents turned into some sort of epic, and thugs and violent criminals turned into heroes. All with healthy glowing skins and perfect teeth. And pouting lips, now obligatory for all men playing the main character in any British drama.
 
I still have the wind up pocket watch my mother gave me as a teenager working on the farm and truck. It has a leather pouch that I wore on my belt. It flips open to see the time and does up with a big press stud. Much more practical than a wrist watch for real work.
 
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InstaHate said:
“-Go to upscale bar/club dressed like a fucking badass -as soon as i walk in the door pussies become wet and boners rise -Get complimented by 3 girls and 2 guys -Drunk chick cant keep her hands off me -take drunk chick to friends house -fuck chick and throw up -she comforts me and tells me its ok -fuck her again and lick her pussy and asshole -quietly leave and take off in the morning -calls me a minute later -dontanswer -Alpha as fuck ”
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I WAS AT THE GYM DOING 600LBS DEADLIFTS FOR REPS AND I GET A CALL FROM ONE OF MY WORLDMODEL OR SUPERMODEL BITCHEs BEGGING ME TO COME OUT WITH HER. sO I DECIDED TO GO SINCE I HADNT GOTTEN PUSSY IN A COUPLE HOURS AND I DONT FUCK ANYTHING THATS lESS THAN 100% PERFECT. i MEET UP AT A HOOKAH BAR WITH 2 OF HER FRIENDS AND I WAS TEACHING THEM HOW TO SMOKE IT CUZ IM EXPERIENCED AS FUCk WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A BELLY DANCER COMES OUT AND KEEPS STARING AT Me, SO EVERYONE SEES SHE IS STARING ME DOWN AND WANTS ME BUT IM HUMBLE AS fUCK SO I STAY IN MY SEAT. ALL OF A sUDDEN A SPOT LIGHT SHINES DOWN ON ME AND ONE ON HER BUT I STILL SAT DOWN WITH MY SUNGLASSES ON AND MY HOOD UP, SMOKIN oN A CIG WITH MY HEAD DOWN LOOKING GANGSTER AND HUMBLE AS FUCK AND EVERYONE STARTS CHEERING ME ON, SO I FINALLY GET UP AND SHE IMMEDIATLY PUTS HER CLOTH AROUND MY NECK AND GRINDS aLL OVER MY JOCK, SO THEN I sLOWLY TAKE OFF MY SHIRT WITH MY TATTOOS LOOKING SOO HOOD AND mY SKIN GLISTENING WITH MY PECS, BIS AND TRIS LOOKING SWOLLED AND SHREDDED AS FUCK. EVERYONE sEES THIS AND THE MUSIC STOPS SO I GET PISSED AND YELL "DJ, SPIN THAT SHIt!" AND THE MUSIC CONTINUES BLASTING AND EVERYONE STARTS SCREAMING AND CHANTING MY NAME "LOUIE, LOUIE, LOUIE!". tHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE STARTS PUTTIN MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS TO RUB HER PUSSY, SO I GET PISSED, PUNCH A DINNER TABLE BREAKING IT RIGHT IN HALF, LIGHT UP A CIG, GET IN MY HYABUSA MOTORCYCLE, BUST A DOUGHnUT, AND PEEL THE FUCK OUT lOOKING ALPHA AS FUcK.

THATS AS REAL AS IT GETS BRUH, AND THATS AS HUMBLE AS IT GETS. ~ALPHA
 
prince nez said:
I WAS AT THE GYM DOING 600LBS DEADLIFTS FOR REPS AND I GET A CALL FROM ONE OF MY WORLDMODEL OR SUPERMODEL BITCHEs BEGGING ME TO COME OUT WITH HER. sO I DECIDED TO GO SINCE I HADNT GOTTEN PUSSY IN A COUPLE HOURS AND I DONT FUCK ANYTHING THATS lESS THAN 100% PERFECT. i MEET UP AT A HOOKAH BAR WITH 2 OF HER FRIENDS AND I WAS TEACHING THEM HOW TO SMOKE IT CUZ IM EXPERIENCED AS FUCk WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A BELLY DANCER COMES OUT AND KEEPS STARING AT Me, SO EVERYONE SEES SHE IS STARING ME DOWN AND WANTS ME BUT IM HUMBLE AS fUCK SO I STAY IN MY SEAT. ALL OF A sUDDEN A SPOT LIGHT SHINES DOWN ON ME AND ONE ON HER BUT I STILL SAT DOWN WITH MY SUNGLASSES ON AND MY HOOD UP, SMOKIN oN A CIG WITH MY HEAD DOWN LOOKING GANGSTER AND HUMBLE AS FUCK AND EVERYONE STARTS CHEERING ME ON, SO I FINALLY GET UP AND SHE IMMEDIATLY PUTS HER CLOTH AROUND MY NECK AND GRINDS aLL OVER MY JOCK, SO THEN I sLOWLY TAKE OFF MY SHIRT WITH MY TATTOOS LOOKING SOO HOOD AND mY SKIN GLISTENING WITH MY PECS, BIS AND TRIS LOOKING SWOLLED AND SHREDDED AS FUCK. EVERYONE sEES THIS AND THE MUSIC STOPS SO I GET PISSED AND YELL "DJ, SPIN THAT SHIt!" AND THE MUSIC CONTINUES BLASTING AND EVERYONE STARTS SCREAMING AND CHANTING MY NAME "LOUIE, LOUIE, LOUIE!". tHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE STARTS PUTTIN MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS TO RUB HER PUSSY, SO I GET PISSED, PUNCH A DINNER TABLE BREAKING IT RIGHT IN HALF, LIGHT UP A CIG, GET IN MY HYABUSA MOTORCYCLE, BUST A DOUGHnUT, AND PEEL THE FUCK OUT lOOKING ALPHA AS FUcK.

THATS AS REAL AS IT GETS BRUH, AND THATS AS HUMBLE AS IT GETS. ~ALPHA
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Forum gold
Anybody still got his pictures?
 
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