Horrible Celebrity Outfits

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Well, I'm not SVB or Wisith, but there's a high probability.

Them or JCrew UrbanSlims (also available in a wide array of loud, bright colors, depending on the season)
 

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Eddie Cue today at the Apple event. I mean, I know he's a nerd, but I'll never understand what possessed him to wear this shirt.

 

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I hate guys with noticeable long finger nails. Personal hygiene, dammit.

Although I wonder if this guy pimps on the side with the rings and long nails.
 

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Oscar's Edition!



Kevin Spacey going two-tone:


Joseph Gordon Levitt in some sort of sparkly thing


Zack Effron in an ultra-skinny suit and tie:


I know Bill Murray doesn't even try any longer, but this is just a hot mess:


Matthew McCaughnay in a cream jacket (+1) with open functional cuffs (wtf?) and an oversized pair of pants. At least he was showing some cuff I suppose:


Jared Leto showing shirt cuff, but going two tone with a colored bowtie. Probably the best fitting outfit of the night:
 
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Lamentable. Having all that money and couldn't take the time to invest on a nice bespoke tux. Those look even worse that some RTW brands.
 

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I don't know the designer of his tux, but Comme des Garcons put out some jackets in the past that had speckles which looked amazing.

despite these factors, I think Levitt pulls it off rather well. Effron is wearing his well too minus that skinny-ass tie. I thought the skinny tie fab is over by now.
 

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This super-slim stuff really amps up the lollipop look where the head appears disproportionately large.
I hate Spacey's giant watch. I'm old-school Emily Post on black tie and timepieces: why do you need to know the time? Do you have other plans tonight?
Murray look like a corpse, so I kind of dig his linen-looking anachronism. I mean it's a disaster, but it's more fun than these other 'with a twist' attempts.
Leto's tie is way too wide for the lapel. The pants are just comically narrow, and what's worse is that his legs must be that twiggy. The shoes are interesting, if not good.
 

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Pharrell was the absolute worst. He isn't relevant in any way anymore so now he has reduced himself to attention seeking by wearing ridiculous clothes (the Arby's hat at the Grammy's and now this abomination). And seriously, wtf Hollywood? Not only do those guys have money, but it's the fucking Academy Awards! The movie industry's biggest night. You'd think they'd shell out the cash to dress accordingly. Back in the day, Oscar night meant you dressed your best. Smh.
I thought he did a lot of producing?
 

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Goddammit, I'm all excited for the premiere this Sunday and you gotta drop that turd on us!
 

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Normally they dress Mads Mikkelsson particularly well on Hannibal but this:


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Is a little much. Apologies for the dark cast. Kind of hard to screenshot it.
 
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