News You Can Lose

[Russell Street]

What will change is that the nutty neocons will get us into another war or two. Assholes, we voted you in to impeach Obama, repeal the ACA, and cut spending.

 

[OfficePants]

What will change is that the nutty neocons will get us into another war or two. Assholes, we voted you in to impeach Obama, repeal the ACA, and cut spending.

Nothing will change. All these guys play for the same team: American corporate interests. If you thing either side will create a difference other than placation, get a copy of 1984.

 

[Pauly Chase]

ACA will not be completely repealed, but parts of it will be modified which I hope.

The funny thing was after elections, all of my black friends on FB started venting. I kept thinking to myself that D party has not done anything to get the blacks out of poverty and violence, not sure why they keep voting for them.

I wish there was a third party called common sense party

 

[Russell Street]

I wish there was a third party called common sense party

Have you heard of the Libertarians? Last I heard they are the largest, growing, third party that the establishment duopoly stifles. Nerds will always say they can't win. One, it takes a few losing elections with them building up steam. Two, it's better to vote for what you want and not get it than to vote for something that you don't want and win it.

 

[Thruth]

Team R won the midterms. Things are guaranteed to change now.

praise the Lord!

 

[OfficePants]

Laundry detergent pods are the new Ebola. Everyone run.

 

[OfficePants]

Miley alert: Kim Kardashian needs attention and is showing he big ugly fat ass on some magazine.

Black dudes are happy.

 

[Pauly Chase]

Ferguson. The family went to Geneva to seek "justice" from the UN. Like the rest of the world really gives a shit with all the crap that's going on.

 

[Grand Potentate]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/18/jerusalem-attack-americans-briton_n_6177266.html

A few Palestinian fellows decided to storm a synogague and kill a handful of holy Jews.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Don Lemon, making an ass of himself once again:

http://gawker.com/don-lemon-gives-cosby-rape-accuser-tip-for-not-getting-1660499698

"Maybe if you just bit his dick off..."

"I had to ask..."

 

[Russell Street]

Those FEMEN cunts did a gig at the Vatican.

 

[OfficePants]

Those FEMEN cunts did a gig at the Vatican.

Women that show their tits for us should not be referred in that manner

 

[Russell Street]

Women that show their tits for us should not be referred in that manner

What if flat?

Spoiler: tits

nothing there

Included solely for lulz

In related news, Molly Shannon is apparently on some show called The Millers.
And now has huge cans.

 

[OfficePants]

Hey, they try

 

[Allen Smithee]

Crack-smoking former mayor of Washington, D.C., Marion Barry, is dead.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Crack-smoking former mayor of Washington, D.C., Marion Barry, is dead.

Such a shame that this is all he is really remembered for. He actually did quite a bit of good for the black community in DC.

 

[Pauly Chase]

No indictment.

 

[Allen Smithee]

No, no indictment on the shooting of the giant cigar thief in Ferguson.

 

[OfficePants]

He didn't face a grand jury but he was absutely charged with smoking crack. He was only found guilty of possession because some evil whore entrapped him to smoke it before sex.

He was caught driving drunk like 100 times and never got in trouble for it. He was on the take big time as well. The guy was 100% old Chicago/New Orleans criminal. He kept getting elected because in the 80s DC was all black and they didn't care he was corrupt as all fuck.

That crack video is funny as shit.

 

[Pauly Chase]

No, no indictment on the shooting of the giant cigar thief in Ferguson.

Al Sharpton is back flapping his gums again. Also Benjamin Crump is now 0-2.

 

[Russell Street]

This one may actually warrant a thread, but only one way to find out.
Abercrombie & Fitch's creepy youth-obsessed septuagenarian CEO, Mike Jeffries, is retiring.

 

[OfficePants]

Portrait of the government as a piece of shit.

www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2014/12/12/cromnibus-obama-senate-warren-obamacare-gruber-column/20299871/

 

[OfficePants]

LOL

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/miles...-president_b_6319142.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

 

[OfficePants]

The only thing she is doing is grandstanding. Looking at her political record in conjunction with this speech makes it laughable.

Speaking of grandstanding, I just can't help myself:

#2 - Never listen to a political promise. The illusion of choice is based on them. They're designed to blame the other team when they fail so that it appears your guy is trying yet always seem to protect the $ that got them elected. Politicians all know it's bullshit, but they pretend to try for the sake of the masses that are stupid enough to vote.

You can rest assured this shitbird will get passed. Everyone in the big club has paid in for it, and the lackey politicians have no choice but to follow thru.

What Warren is doing is indeed a grandstand. She sees some political benefit for her selfish interests so she's spoken out. She doesn't really give a shit about this topic.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Russia raised its interest rates to 17%.

Another fruitcake shooter is on the loose in Pennsylvania. I think it's something in the water.

 

[Allen Smithee]

How do I open a Russian bank account?

 

[Russell Street]

5'11" multimillionaire First Lady Michelle Obama went shopping at Target and was asked for help reaching an object on a shelf. She then whined that this plea for assistance was racist.

 

[Thruth]

It seems like the real racists are the ones constantly calling racism on everything.

that is racist you racist

 

[Thruth]

I can't be racist, I just got 3 black boys off.

you love the Law

 

[Grand Potentate]

I can't be racist, I just got 3 black boys off.

I think you're conflating racism and homsexuality.

 

[Grand Potentate]

No, that girl got all three black boys off. She then accused them of rape.

It was a joke.

 

[Grand Potentate]

I was replying to jimmy saying he got the three guys off.

I know. You still ruined the joke.

 

[OfficePants]

Man, STFU. Sore loser.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-12-...like-empire-as-russian-economy-slides/5977744

 

[Russell Street]

Lance Bass gay-married his bottom.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Lance Bass gay-married his bottom.

Stop being an asshole.

 

[OfficePants]

Can someone explain why him working a fill-in shift makes any difference in the world? Just filling the page with useless garbage.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york...s-wreath-memorial-nypd-cops-article-1.2053833

He wasn’t supposed to be there’: NYPD Officer Wenjian Liu volunteered to work a fill-in shift the day he was gunned down

 

[Thruth]

Can someone explain why him working a fill-in shift makes any difference in the world? Just filling the page with useless garbage.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york...s-wreath-memorial-nypd-cops-article-1.2053833

It makes good copy. Selfless cop volunteers to work another shift and pays with his life

He did it for the overtime pay

 

[Russell Street]

He did it for the overtime pay

Exactly. The party line is budget cuts and understaffed overworked cops. The truth is overpaid easy work with lots of available extra money. And you agree to a slightly higher risk of getting killed or maimed, but not the highest risk.

 

[OfficePants]

Exactly. The party line is budget cuts and understaffed overworked cops. The truth is overpaid easy work with lots of available extra money. And you agree to a slightly higher risk of getting killed or maimed, but not the highest risk.

Fuck ya. It's an open secret with detectives especially: they just go out and frisk a few corner boys and bingo, boat payment covered. They don't give a shit otherwise, they do it for the overtime pay.

 

[Russell Street]

Joe Cocker, previously not dead, is now dead.
He is perhaps best known as the guy that did that bad Beatles cover used as The Wonder Years theme song.