Ridiculous Stories In The News

Russell Street said:
Wait, are people actually paying? I can't imagine someone so mousy as to not walk away from that.
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People are stupid. They pay anything.

Osama's brother is doing allahs work at ground zero. No shortage of english not so good people in america nowadays. The fact that he is selling the white man pork does not escape me either.
 
Despite being made of lips, ears and assholes, hot dogs are great. I once worked in a packer in the processed meats area. I had a shovel and big rubber boots but I still loves the processed meats
 
Rambo said:
Jamaican Me Crazy! Angry Island-Bound Man Strips Nude After Flight Bump

This seems like the type of story ter1413 ter1413 would enjoy
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damn i miss North Carolina.

“He had his clothes on, at that point, and then he started standing there with his arms crossed and hollering at the lady at the desk,” a witness told local CBS station WBTV. “He stood there for a moment and then started taking off his clothes. I ain’t never seen nothing [like that] in my life.”

I'm pretty sure this has been edited and superfluous "g's" have been added. "i ain't nevers" never pronounce "g's"

standin'
hollerin'
takin'
nothin'
 
OfficePants said:
Police have identified a suspect in a quadruple homicide of wealthy DC family
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"It's not his act. He's a nice guy. He's patriotic. He's kind," Thicker said. "I defended him in six cases. He was not found guilty in any of those cases in 2005 and 2006. They've got the wrong guy. It's not him."

A neighbor of Wint's parents expressed sympathy for his parents.

"I feel very sad for them, for the pain they're going through, which is not their fault," said Devera Zianal. "Whatever happened, if he is guilty, he had choices. I know he was not raised this way."
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Lawyer: he is a nice guy.

Neighbor: not his parents fault for raising a career criminal.


What the fuck is wrong with this country. I blame it on Obama.
 
I am thinking of declaring myself transgendered and as a woman telling all the others women to shut up as I am proof you can break through the glass ceiling
 
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