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watch the video of this old fossil. this is who AOC lost to.

You don't like his voice? I just heard Ray Kelly on Bloomberg and he sounds far worse. Bill Clinton barely has a voice now.

As for the contents - he's just throwing stuff out there on air to stall until he finds a zinger...
 

"Based on the names that have been published, they are said to include Chinese Uyghurs, a Jordanian and a Turkish national. All are said to have been given high-ranking positions as colonels or brigadier-generals."

Ahmed al-Sharaa the Extremist!


Ahmed al-Sharaa the Inclusive!
 


Because Rambo wanted to understand who was the alternative in Canada
 
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Giorgia Meloni with Baba Natale.
 


I just listened the entire Meet the Press interview. He's doubling down on talking to working families....to show what the Democrats did for them - aka, I'm just going to keep beating the stick over your head until you understand.

I wonder sometimes if Schumer and Bernie Sanders are in the same caucus because Sanders says the system is broken - blow it up. He agrees with Trump on that with the exception Sanders didn't want to blow it up to benefit oligarchs.

Adam Schiff then comes on and says the same thing. I'm reminded by what I always preach to my staff. It's important to do the right things at the right time. If you're doing the right things at the wrong time, no one notices and it's like you did nothing.
 
Thruth and Mrs. Thruth are ecstatic about the resignation. Totally pissed that the red-headed cunt is pushing the 51st state shit again upon news of Turdeau pulling the pin.
A number of years ago, I was wearing a beautiful cable knit turtleneck that my wife got me, and had a blazer… I was feeling like I was dressed pretty cool, and a random bunch of guys who didn’t recognize me sort of walked into the hotel and said, “Hey, turtleneck boy!” And I was like, hey, I like this look!

— Justin Trudeau
 
well, decrepitude led to the fall and the hip replacement. Pretty good recovery though, since surgery was 3 weeks ago.
I thought it was more telling how the guy is talking to her like you'd talk to an old person at a nursing home.

Also, how's she's 84 and needs a fucking walker.
 

Do it like Canada. Throw your finance and prime minister overboard. Then have your first ministers randomly speak on US media, in press releases, and do not so co-ordinated visits to see Congressmen in the States. Oh wait, he's not even in power yet.
 

"Instead, a man identified as Shadi al-Waisi, Syria’s new justice minister, motions to a gunman, who shoots her in the back of the head.

A second video shows al-Waisi reading out a death sentence for another woman, who, like the first, was convicted of corruption and prostitution. She is shot and drops to the ground."

Technically he didn't shoot the women. He just told someone else to. Isn't that what a justice minister does anyway?
 
“Is Pete a cheater? Sure, but who among us isn’t?” one senator asked in front of his bewildered wife and mother of his six children.

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Ahhh, that sounds better: a partnership between the Chinese AND the American government to spy on us!

Would VoA run it or would this be Trump’s personal state propaganda machine?

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Spain’s PM Pedro Sánchez urges global rebellion against the “Silicon Valley techno-caste” threatening democracy:

"I will say it in less than 280 characters: Democracy is not one euro, one vote; it is not one tweet, one vote; it is one person, one vote.

Europe must stand up to this threat and defend democracy."
 
He unfroze and woke up.

"After stepping down from leadership, McConnell secured the Appropriations subcommittee gavel that will give him control over more than $800 billion dollars in yearly defense spending. He has also indicated he intends to use his Senate perch to do battle with the isolationist wing of the party"

McConnell votes against Hegseth
 

"One of the detainees is a U.S. military veteran who suffered the indignity of having the legitimacy of his military documentation questioned"

I guess I shouldn't leave my passport in the hotel safe when I travel to the States.
 

He's got esophageal cancer. Its just about a death sentence. This is who she lost to for fucks sake.

edit: and he's 74 not 72. this is just gold:

He was on Meet the Press yesterday and said "WE'RE IN A REACTIVE MODE. WE'RE IN THE MINORITY. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DECIDED TO GIVE A TRIFECTA TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, AND THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE OF THAT."

All y'all's fault.
 
He was on Meet the Press yesterday and said "WE'RE IN A REACTIVE MODE. WE'RE IN THE MINORITY. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DECIDED TO GIVE A TRIFECTA TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, AND THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE OF THAT."

All y'all's fault.
These people are the worst
 

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