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You better deliver on my fixed price contract! Apparently fixed price doesn't mean fixed duration.
Boing and Musk working to cut corners and deliver on time. The only thing that could make that better is if they add in the guy who did the Titanic submarine
 

"Trump said a previous commitment -- addressing a gathering of US governors in Washington -- will 'sadly' prevent him from attending the game in person.

'But we will all be watching, and if Governor Trudeau would like to join us, he would be most welcome,' Trump said on his own platform, Truth Social.

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt echoed the jib, saying, "We look forward to the United States beating our soon to be 51st state.'"


The people on the street screaming outside my window beg to differ.
 

In the election that President guy said good luck, but we have enough issues over here:

"The German government and chancellor must finally take on a leading role in Europe again. If I'm elected I will spend a significant part of my time keeping this European Union together."

I will do it like no Merkel has done it before.
 
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The old East lurched hard right, but the conservatives will still rule without them in a new ‘Grand Coalition’. The center left took a big hit, with far left and right both growing.
 

"We demand the complete demilitarisation of southern Syria in the provinces of Quneitra, Deraa and Suweida from the forces of the new regime,"
"Likewise, we will not tolerate any threat to the Druze community in southern Syria."

...Netanyahu the merciful and protector of Druze! All Druze! Even you Druze in Lebanon!
 

"Carville advised Democrats to 'play opossum' for now. "
"Hold your fire. It's going to be easy pickings here in six weeks, just lay back."

Just play dead. And then someone said yesterday in an interview: ..with all due respect to Jim Carville, the public already thinks the Democrats are dead.
 

"Peter Navarro, Mr. Trump’s senior counsellor for trade and manufacturing, has privately proposed expelling Canada from the Five Eyes – which also includes the U.S., Britain, Australia and New Zealand – as a means of increasing pressure on a country that Mr. Trump wants to annex as the '51st state.'"

Let's go back to UKUS circa 1946.
 
Sounds like Turkish bullshit propaganda:


BREAKING: PKK leader Abdullah Öcalan:

All groups must disarm and the PKK should dissolve.

I am making a call for laying down arms, and I take on the historical responsibility of this call.
 

And if Zelensky says another ungrateful word....

French Foreign Minister Jean-Noel Barrot:

We are having a hard time understanding the US Secretary of Defense’s decision to stop cyber operations against Russia.

EU countries are constantly targeted by Russian cyber attacks.
 


Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Please explain to Governor Trudeau, of Canada, that when he puts on a Retaliatory Tariff on the U.S., our Reciprocal Tariff will immediately increase by a like amount!

If you are willing to dish it, you have to take it.
 
“Responding to Mr. Trudeau’s remarks that the tariffs aren’t about drugs, Mr. Navarro accused Canada of allowing Mexican cartels to embed themselves across the country.

‘I think Mr. Trudeau, it would be really useful if he just tones stuff down,’ he said.

He also criticized the Prime Minister for referring to the President as ‘Donald’ during his press conference Tuesday.

‘I watched the conference yesterday with Mr. Trudeau. He’s calling the President dumb. He’s calling him Donald, instead of respectfully the President,’ Mr. Navarro said.”

How about stop calling someone’s PM a governor? Vaffanculo.

la rosa GIF by Isola dei Famosi
 

“Border czar Tom Homan and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem have blamed lower-than-expected ICE arrest numbers on recent leaks revealing the cities where it planned to conduct operations.”

I don’t think they need to bother with a polygraph for Dropbear if they find this forum.
 

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