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“Capt Sielicki says the programme is oversubscribed, and the Polish government now has plans to expand it so that every adult male in the country receives training. Poland, which shares borders with both Russia and Ukraine, says it will spend almost 5% of GDP on defence this year, the highest in Nato.”

Wow.

“Warsaw has been on a spending spree, buying planes, ships, artillery systems and missiles from the US, Sweden and South Korea, among others.“

Wow.

“Poland is due to sign a defence agreement with France in the coming days, and another pact with the UK is in the pipeline – further moves by Warsaw to pivot away from its historically strong military ties with Washington. There is also talk of Poland being brought under the French military's ‘nuclear umbrella’”

Wow.

“A recent poll found that only 10.7% of adults said they would join the army as volunteers in the event of war, and a third said they would flee.

‘The war is very close but feels quite far,’ says medical student Marcel, ‘but if Russia attacked, I think I'd run.’

‘I would probably be the first one trying to escape the country,’ says another student, Szymon. ‘I just don't really see anything worth dying for here.’”

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We all knew discourse and verbal decorum was on the decline in American politics. Now it reaches new levels.
 

Average lifespan of the Palestine-Israel deal: Weeks
Average lifespan of the Ukraine-Russia ceasefire: Days
Average lifespan of the Iran get out of sanction monopoly card: ????

old school vintage GIF by Jeopardy!
 

“'Iran has sort of agreed to the terms: They’re not going to make, I call it, in a friendly way, nuclear dust,' Trump said at the business event. 'We’re not going to be making any nuclear dust in Iran.'"

Thank God. The President saved us from the scourge of nuclear dust.
 

"A day after promising to lift the sanctions, Trump praised Syrian President Ahmed al-Sharaa as a 'young, attractive guy — tough guy,'"

If there was a communal sauna event do we get commentary on dick sizes?

“'The job they’ve done in a fairly short period of time is just outstanding. They’re great people. Great leaders. Three great leaders,' Trump told reporters Friday as he headed back to Washington, D.C. 'And the respect shown to our country was incredible. Because nobody is treated like that.'"

Keys to relationship success with the President: offer and sign monetary boondoggles even if you have no intention following through. Fete him with pageantry, royalty, and dog and pony shows. Make sure the media can film and broadcast it 24/7 and he has ample opportunity to talk about it.

If only the (un)grateful Ukrainians learnt this.
 

The funeral I could understand. But he is not Catholic. He isn't even Christian. I guess you could say he did move Christmas and New Year's in his country from the Julian to Gregorian calendar.

I hope JD Vance didn't get a private audience with the Pontiff. I mean he was the last guy who saw the previous one and look what happened the next day.
 

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