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[OfficePants]

I said best, not perfect.

 

[tosq]

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-still-surging-stop-him-170200638.html

Trump is neck & neck with HRC in favorability. Can he keep it up?

 

[OfficePants]

Eric Cantor Endorses Jeb Bush, Donald Trump Mocks Alliance

Who wants the endorsement of a guy (@EricCantor) who lost in perhaps the greatest upset in the history of Congress?

Ha ha, the guy's good.

 

[John Lee Pettimore III]

Isn't Biden's nickname Slick Joe

It's better than "that lying cunt".

 

[Pauly Chase]

Somehwhere I read he plagiarized part of his presidential speech.

 

[John Lee Pettimore III]

Somehwhere I read he plagiarized part of his presidential speech.

Biden? That was a while ago. In the 90's.

 

[Pauly Chase]

Yet he has a wider margin over HRod. Libs complain conservatives are uneducated, but.....

 

[OfficePants]

It's better than "that lying cunt".

Eh, sorta 50-50 unless you're a lesbian.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Top Jeb fundraisers leave campaign amid troubling signs

 

[John Lee Pettimore III]

Top Jeb fundraisers leave campaign amid troubling signs

I spoke with one on Thursday night (but he hadn't left the campaign). Very disappointed in the energy level.

 

[Grand Potentate]

I spoke with one on Thursday night (but he hadn't left the campaign). Very disappointed in the energy level.

Interesting. He/she say who they were thinking of jumping ship to?

 

[Pauly Chase]

Don't think Jeb will even make into the primary.

 

[John Lee Pettimore III]

Interesting. He/she say who they were thinking of jumping ship to?

Rubio. Very, very, very anti-Trump. For good reason.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Soon we will all be little more than organic FedEx packages

 

[Grand Potentate]

Look, Trump’s policie are nativist populism | Ian Welsh

 

[Thruth]

Since there are so many Republicans tripping all over each other trying to chase Trump they are now sounding off on a wall between the U.S. and Canada to keep the terrorists out? Of course, it is the right wing commentators who are seeding these thoughts in the puny brains of the candidates

Scott Walker: Canada-U.S. border wall worth considering

 

[OfficePants]

Since there are so many Republicans tripping all over each other trying to chase Trump they are now sounding off on a wall between the U.S. and Canada to keep the terrorists out? Of course, it is the right wing commentators who are seeding these thoughts in the puny brains of the candidates

Scott Walker: Canada-U.S. border wall worth considering

Just wall off the south, job done.

 

[John Lee Pettimore III]

Just wall off the south, job done.

You fuckers had your chance to be rid of us and you blew it. Too late now.

 

[Thruth]

You fuckers had your chance to be rid of us and you blew it. Too late now.

Wait a minute...how did you get past DW security?

 

[OfficePants]

You fuckers had your chance to be rid of us and you blew it. Too late now.

You'd be our 2nd Mexico if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

 

[OfficePants]

Wait a minute...how did you get past DW security?

He's connected.

 

[Leitmotif]

so if Trump wins, I'm getting deported?

 

[Thruth]

so if Trump wins, I'm getting deported?

Bye bye

 

[Leitmotif]

Bye bye

 

[OfficePants]

so if Trump wins, I'm getting deported?

We have enough of your skin tone.

 

[Leitmotif]

We have enough of your skin tone.

That's racist!!!

 

[Thruth]

That's racist!!!

You know, you Beaners sure do toss the R world around all loosy-goosy like

 

[Leitmotif]

You know, you Beaners sure do toss the R world around all loosy-goosy like

Specially me

 

[John Lee Pettimore III]

so if Trump wins, I'm getting deported?

No, he'll need you to help build the wall.

 

[Arnathor]

go Rand!

 

[Thruth]

go Rand!

McNally or Ayn?

 

[Arnathor]

Not that my Canadian opinion matters, but I like Rand Paul!

 

[Thruth]

You keep liking him young blood.

Who you liking for our federal election?

Justin "I don't know shit about shit but my daddy was a star fucker"?

Thomas "I will break this country with my welfare spending for the poors plus I will suck up to Quebec & Indians"?

Elizabeth "I'm a dumb cunt Green and an American to boot"?

Stephen "I'm an asshole but compared to the other 3 retards I'm fucking John A. MacDonald"?

 

[Arnathor]

Sounds like we're up shit's creek without a paddle. But I might just go NDP.

 

[Thruth]

Sounds like we're up shit's creek without a paddle. But I might just go NDP.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU COMMIE BASTARD. DON'T GIVE THOSE FUCKERS ANOTHER THOUGHT!

Seriously though DON'T FUCKING EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!

The NDP has fucked up every province that it has lead except for Manitoba and that is only due to Gary Doer being intelligent enough to not follow the Communist Manifesto. Look what they did to Ontario.

Harper is a control freak but he is not killing the country

 

[Arnathor]

Point taken, sir.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Largest Batch to Date of Hillary Clinton Emails Released by State Department

 

[Grand Potentate]

54% of Republicans Think Obama Is a Muslim
—By Kevin Drum

You know, I thought this nonsense had stopped. I don't know why I thought it had stopped—out of sight, out of mind?—but apparently it hasn't. Crikey.

 

[OfficePants]

54% of Republicans Think Obama Is a Muslim
—By Kevin Drum

You know, I thought this nonsense had stopped. I don't know why I thought it had stopped—out of sight, out of mind?—but apparently it hasn't. Crikey.

I don't know what to make of this, call it Fox News muddy water, Drudge, but all roads lead to rank and file Republican's being stupid.

 

[Russell Street]

Everyone knows that Democrats are either Jews, Atheists, or Satanists. They're just trolling.