What's Making You Happy Today?

bryce said:
Tomorrow is my last day on the board for a non profit organization. I've wanted off for a long time.
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OfficePants said:
Passover candy is matzo dusted with powdered sugar. Delish.
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Ugh. What fucking weird jews are YOU hanging out with? That's some nasty shit right there.

Passover candies - coconut, or chocolate covered macarons, the assortment of Joya candies (sesame seed and honey, sugared fruits, halavah, etc.), and homentashen. Everything other than macarons, which are basically available year round, suck.
 
Rambo said:
Ugh. What fucking weird jews are YOU hanging out with? That's some nasty shit right there.

Passover candies - coconut, or chocolate covered macarons, the assortment of Joya candies (sesame seed and honey, sugared fruits, halavah, etc.), and homentashen. Everything other than macarons, which are basically available year round, suck.
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For being loosely associated with the desert people tribe, you certainly know your fair share.
 
OfficePants said:
Bitch. Share.
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Allow me to outline the steps:

1) Become morbidly obese.

2) Go get into several car accidents where you were rear ended.

3) Develop back problems

4) Attempt to lift several hundred pounds off the floor.

5) Fuck up your already fucked up back.

6) Find a doctor who will give you drugs.

7) Profit!
 
Rambo said:
Allow me to outline the steps:

1) Become morbidly obese.

2) Go get into several car accidents where you were rear ended.

3) Develop back problems

4) Attempt to lift several hundred pounds off the floor.

5) Fuck up your already fucked up back.

6) Find a doctor who will give you drugs.

7) Profit!
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Weed is much easier. On many levels.
 
I worked out twice in the last 36 hours and also spent a half hour shoveling my parent's house and sidewalks. In spite of a very sore right arm, I feel somewhat happy from the happy exercise hormones.

I also finished filing my taxes - at least for Canada.
 
I just finished my Montreal trip of eating, drinking, bar hopping, and in periods of respite lounging in a high back chair in hotel lobbies. Too bad it had to end.
 
Ok, first off, why do they keep referring to the inside of the condom in quotations? Are they implying that its not really the inside? Or they aren't sure if it is?

Second, they reference the dna profile of the sperm fraction, then two sentences later, reference a dna profile from the "non-sperm fraction" of the swab. So how many different fractions are happening on this single swab? If it wasn't semen, what was it?

Third, how the fuck do three people use a single condom?
 
Harveybirdman said:
Good queries.

1. "inside" refers to the inside of the condom when the lab received it, not necessarily the inside that was used during intercourse as people either sometimes use it inside out, or after use throw it aside inside out. I have witnessed the condom in this case, "inside" really does mean inside assuming it was applied correctly.

2. "non-semen" is skin cells or other DNA markers. So it's possible only 2 of the 3 users of this condom came.

3. Poor people.
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What does “witnessing” of a condom imply? even if you saw it, the thing could still have been inside out. Did you literally see it with the cum still inside it?

Wait, so hang on - these guys “allegedly” raped a woman, then left the cum filled condom hanging around?

And, lol @ poor people.
 
Oh fuck, this case is back. Ha ha.

Hmmm. Isn't one of the characteristics of a blackout that you don't remember what led up to it?
 
Disney's Frozen came out on DVD today, and my daughter could not be happier. And that makes me happy. Going on 4 viewings today alone.
 
That was a cute movie, but I think I'd strangle someone if I had to hear those songs 4 times in a row.
 

Castellano

vs.


Español Latino Americano

The Castillian version of The Prince of Egypt was better than the "Spanish" version too.
 
El Argentino said:
The Castillian version of "Let it Go" is better than the latin american version, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse , if y'know what I'm sayin'.
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I think the girl that sings in Castellano has a better voice. Also, in Mexico the proper name of our language is Castellano so we won't fit in the Latin American Spanish. :herpderp:

I remember when I watched this movie, V for Vendetta. I absolutely loved it and wantedto understand the intro to Evey, so I saw it in Spanish and it sucked balls. It was a transaltion made by Spanish guys, so in the part V says: "... and you may call me, V" it was "... y podéis llamarme, V (uve)" :crazytroll: I laugh very very hard that time.
 
Betelgeuse said:
I think the girl that sings in Castellano has a better voice. Also, in Mexico the proper name of our language is Castellano so we won't fit in the Latin American Spanish. :herpderp:
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I know for a fact that Argentines claim to be the only LatinAmericans who speak castellano puro. Dat Messican is so far removed.
 
Rambo said:
Did you buy a multi-region DVD?
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No, US version has Eng, Esp, and French - but there's a 25-language compilation video of Let It Go that delineates between Castillian and Latin American Spanish where I initially heard the differences.
 
El Argentino said:
I know for a fact that Argentines claim to be the only LatinAmericans who speak castellano puro. Dat Messican is so far removed.
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So the school teached me wrong! Wikipedia says that our languange is literally "Spanish". Among other like mayan, purépecha, tarahumara, náhuatl, mixteco, zapoteco, otomí, totonaco, chol, yaqui, tojolabal, huasteco and a few others. :ohshit:
 
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