All The Reasons Why Florida Is #1

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nothing could go wrong

Don't even mention Cane Toads

 

[Dropbear]

 

[belinmad]

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The big obvious question is who the fuck had 50 grams of dried human semen lying around the house (and why).

 

[Dropbear]

Shirtless Florida man travels to Louisiana to head-bang to Slayer during Hurricane Laura | Creative Loafing Tampa Bay

Pittman also started a GoFundMe for victims of Hurricane Laura, which has so far raised $240.

www.cltampa.com

 

[Dropbear]

Florida man shot a male doctor for making him cum during a prostate exam

Reported by bokdaily.com Jacksonville, FL| A 56-year-old man from Florida shot his doctor twice on the chest, close range for giving him an orgasm during a prostate exam. Milo Johanson fled the sta…

www.globalnea.com

 

[Fwiffo]

Florida man shot a male doctor for making him cum during a prostate exam

Reported by bokdaily.com Jacksonville, FL| A 56-year-old man from Florida shot his doctor twice on the chest, close range for giving him an orgasm during a prostate exam. Milo Johanson fled the sta…

www.globalnea.com

I wonder what happens when a woman does it.

 

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[Dropbear]

Florida man steals $600 worth of cat blood from veterinary clinic

Um...what? The man was caught on surveillance video inspecting the box the blood vials were in before he returned to steal it.

abc13.com

 

[Kingstonian]

Cinnamon rolls you say?

Better call Saul Goodman. Last heard of in Omaha, Nebraska.

 

[Dropbear]

Man accused of stealing bulldozer to tear down Biden signs in Florida

A man is facing charges of grand theft and trespassing after police say he stole a bulldozer from a construction site and drove around Haines City, Fla., destroying signs supporting former Vice President Joe Biden's (D) campaign.

thehill.com

 

[Grand Potentate]

Seriously: Fort Lauderdale is ranked the least safe city in America.

Despite beautiful beaches and sunshine year-round, Fort Lauderdale has been ranked the least safe city in the entire country. Of 182 cities in the United States, Fort Lauderdale came in dead last, …

www.sun-sentinel.com

 

[Grand Potentate]

 

[Grand Potentate]

It's Iguanas-Falling-Out-of-Trees Cold in Miami

The weather forecast for South Florida is sunny with a chance of stunned iguanas.

earther.gizmodo.com

 

[Fwiffo]

 

[Dropbear]

Apparently the Redcoats are still a threat in Fl.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Apparently the Redcoats are still a threat in Fl.

the james gang is big down here

 

[Kingstonian]

‘Seniors’ heaven as reported in The Daily Fail

A Utopian 'Disneyland' for retirees that belies a sinister underbelly

New doc plunges into the surreal world of heavy drinking and Viagra-fueled promiscuity at the world's largest retirement community in Florida known as 'The Villages.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

Positives- Relatively crime free.

Negatives - Two year waiting list to join the cheerleading team.

 

[ballmouse]

Apparently the Redcoats are still a threat in Fl.

 

[Journeyman]

I just read about this place in Florida - it actually seems pretty damned nice:

Venetian Pool

The only swimming pool listed on the National Register of Historic Places is emptied and refilled each day with naturally filtered water.

www.atlasobscura.com

 

[Kingstonian]

I just read about this place in Florida - it actually seems pretty damned nice:

Venetian Pool

The only swimming pool listed on the National Register of Historic Places is emptied and refilled each day with naturally filtered water.

www.atlasobscura.com

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It looks OK and according to wiki it is in a nice upmarket area. So the People of Walmart are not going to turn up and ruin your day.

Outdoor lidos are being revived in the UK as more modern indoor pools close on grounds of cost. However, it is never warm enough in the UK for outside swimming unless the pool is heated.

 

[Pimpernel Smith]

It looks OK and according to wiki it is in a nice upmarket area. So the People of Walmart are not going to turn up and ruin your day.

Outdoor lidos are being revived in the UK as more modern indoor pools close on grounds of cost. However, it is never warm enough in the UK for outside swimming unless the pool is heated.

There was an outdoor swimming pool in my home town which was closed in 1977. I remember going there which I assume was the long hot summer of '76 and all I remember it was it too cold to go any further than your ankles. Nice fountains though.

 

[Journeyman]

However, it is never warm enough in the UK for outside swimming unless the pool is heated.

What about swimming in the Serpentine, or in the ponds on Hampstead Heath?

Or are those people just crazy?

 

[Kingstonian]

What about swimming in the Serpentine, or in the ponds on Hampstead Heath?

Or are those people just crazy?

Some will swim in those places but it’s not a pleasant experience.

 

[Journeyman]

Battle for the Beach: Showdown brewing between Deerfield Beach, resident over beach plots - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

(WSVN) - In Florida, we often assume beaches are open to the public, but one woman actually owns and lives on one part of Deerfield<a class="excerpt-read-more"...

wsvn.com

 

[Kingstonian]

Battle for the Beach: Showdown brewing between Deerfield Beach, resident over beach plots - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

(WSVN) - In Florida, we often assume beaches are open to the public, but one woman actually owns and lives on one part of Deerfield<a class="excerpt-read-more"...

wsvn.com

If it is her land then the local authority should leave her alone and not harass her.

Beach huts are quite the thing in England. People like to go there and make tea and have snacks and watch the world go by. They don’t live in them though.

 

[Dropbear]

 

[Grand Potentate]

Battle for the Beach: Showdown brewing between Deerfield Beach, resident over beach plots - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

(WSVN) - In Florida, we often assume beaches are open to the public, but one woman actually owns and lives on one part of Deerfield<a class="excerpt-read-more"...

wsvn.com

ah that's across town from me. gotta admire the spirit in her. most people give up when faced with these city government cocksuckers.

If it is her land then the local authority should leave her alone and not harass her.

you sir are unfamiliar with the american way of governance.

 

[Dropbear]

 

[Grand Potentate]

 

[Dropbear]

Recipe: Lime-Roasted Paiche with Sweet Potatoes

The Amazonian native paiche is firm and flavorful, making it an excellent fish for roasting. If you happen to have leftovers, the paiche and potatoes make wonderful fish tacos.

www.wholefoodsmarket.com

 

[Grand Potentate]

Oh Great, Now Florida Has a Mosquito That Can Carry Yellow Fever

Scientists in Florida have confirmed that there’s a new breed of mosquito in town that can carry a dangerous set of diseases, including yellow fever. And while it’s only in two counties in the state right now, a new paper indicates it could spread everywhere.

earther.gizmodo.com

 

[Thruth]

Oh Great, Now Florida Has a Mosquito That Can Carry Yellow Fever

Scientists in Florida have confirmed that there’s a new breed of mosquito in town that can carry a dangerous set of diseases, including yellow fever. And while it’s only in two counties in the state right now, a new paper indicates it could spread everywhere.

earther.gizmodo.com

Look on the bright side. You can get the Yellow Fever vaccine. Haven't you been immunized against it with all your world travels? None for Zika though.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Look on the bright side. You can get the Yellow Fever vaccine. Haven't you been immunized against it with all your world travels? None for Zika though.

Yeah i got the yf vac.

 

[Dropbear]

She looks good for 53. Also, fuck Outback!

 

[Journeyman]

12-storey-high apartment block partially collapses in Florida:

'They are not quitting': Firefighters to search all night for people missing after Miami building collapse

A 12-storey apartment block in the US state of Florida partially collapses, with dozens of rescuers combing the rubble for survivors.

www.abc.net.au

A 12-storey apartment block in the US state of Florida has partially collapsed, sparking a major emergency response. Online videos showed a large portion of the building in the town of Surfside, just north of Miami Beach, reduced to rubble, with the apartments' interiors exposed.

 

[Grand Potentate]

12-storey-high apartment block partially collapses in Florida:

'They are not quitting': Firefighters to search all night for people missing after Miami building collapse

A 12-storey apartment block in the US state of Florida partially collapses, with dozens of rescuers combing the rubble for survivors.

www.abc.net.au

A 12-storey apartment block in the US state of Florida has partially collapsed, sparking a major emergency response. Online videos showed a large portion of the building in the town of Surfside, just north of Miami Beach, reduced to rubble, with the apartments' interiors exposed.

All over the news here. Even hit top story on the bbc.

 

[Kingstonian]

‘Drunk driver’ named Booze busted for allegedly crashing into Taco Bell sign

A Florida woman with the last name Booze was busted for driving drunk after she allegedly slammed her car into a Taco Bell sign and sped off, according to cops. Kanisha Booze, 34, of St. Petersburg…

nypost.com

 

[Grand Potentate]

12-storey-high apartment block partially collapses in Florida:

'They are not quitting': Firefighters to search all night for people missing after Miami building collapse

A 12-storey apartment block in the US state of Florida partially collapses, with dozens of rescuers combing the rubble for survivors.

www.abc.net.au

A 12-storey apartment block in the US state of Florida has partially collapsed, sparking a major emergency response. Online videos showed a large portion of the building in the town of Surfside, just north of Miami Beach, reduced to rubble, with the apartments' interiors exposed.

Florida Condo Collapse: Nobody Told Homeowners that their Building Was Sinking “at an Alarming Rate”

By Pam Martens and Russ Martens: June 25, 2021 ~ Surfside is a town just north of Miami Beach, Florida. It was incorporated in 1935. At approximately 1:23

wallstreetonparade.com

 

[Grand Potentate]

 

[belinmad]

Lol. “Oh, yeah. That. Sorry, we forgot. Can we go to the beach now?”