All The Reasons Why Florida Is #1

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Freaky ‘Penis Snakes’ Have Finally Made It to the U.S., and of Course They Chose Florida

The legless amphibians are probably harmless, most certainly hideous—and possibly here to stay.

gizmodo.com

 

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Florida nurse chokes and bites Uber driver in unprovoked attack

Michele Stillwell, 55, allegedly strangled, bit and scratched Uber driver Michael Hassey Jr, 22, in an unrelenting assault in St. Petersburg, Florida, on Saturday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

watch this video

 

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Some teacher bonus checks are bouncing in Florida

Checks issued to at least 50 teachers in 22 different counties bounced because of a banking error, Florida Department of Education spokesman Jared Ochs said.

www.tampabay.com

 

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Florida Cop Fired After Getting Caught Having Sex on Duty with Woman While Her Boyfriend Recorded Them

The officer was in uniform and was having sex with the woman in the back seat of the squad car while the woman's boyfriend recorded them engaging in the sexual acts.

www.ibtimes.sg

 

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Vet Who Shared Videos of Himself Abusing Dogs Gets 21 Years

Some of the abuse allegedly occurred at the animal hospital where he worked.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

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now THIS is peak florida

Sheriff: Altamonte Springs rehab operator was selling fentanyl to rehab clients

"For this person to take advantage of these vulnerable people, I am just absolutely speechless," he said.

www.wesh.com

 

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now THIS is peak florida

Sheriff: Altamonte Springs rehab operator was selling fentanyl to rehab clients

"For this person to take advantage of these vulnerable people, I am just absolutely speechless," he said.

www.wesh.com

I’ve seen a few needle exchanges and rehabs set-up by the cops, so I’ll wait until there is more more evidence before passing any judgement here.

 

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I’ve seen a few needle exchanges and rehabs set-up by the cops, so I’ll wait until there is more more evidence before passing any judgement here.

No need it’s as bad as it sounds

 

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Florida Bars State Professors From Testifying in Voting Rights Case (Published 2021)

After being hired as expert witnesses for groups opposing a restrictive voting law, three University of Florida academics were told they could not participate in the lawsuit against the state.

www.nytimes.com

 

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the juxtaposition here is priceless

'Teacher of the year' charged with child abuse in Florida

A 60-year-old Florida teacher is accused of child abuse just days after being named "Teacher of the Year."

www.wptv.com

 

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The 40 Most Outrageous True Florida Man Stories Of 2021

From gun fights over cream cheese to stealing tiki huts.

www.buzzfeed.com

 

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In Florida, the Prius drivers will shoot back

John Kuczwanski killed in Tallahassee road rage incident

Kuczwanski was arrested for a separate road rage incident at the same intersection in 2014.

floridapolitics.com

 

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Are iguanas the ones where they can grow limbs again because that one looks rather crippled and stiff after its fall...

 

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Miami Beach Declares Emergency, Imposes Curfew After Spring Break Violence

The City of Miami Beach declared state of emergency measures — including a curfew — amid recent violence during spring break.

www.nbcwashington.com

 

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University of Florida renames Karl Marx study room following Russian invasion of Ukraine

The University of Florida has renamed a study room honoring economist and philosopher Karl Marx following the Russian invasion of Ukraine. The room in UF's...

www.orlandoweekly.com

Marx was German. He never set foot in Russia. Ayn Rand was the Russian.

 

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Miami Beach Declares Emergency, Imposes Curfew After Spring Break Violence

The City of Miami Beach declared state of emergency measures — including a curfew — amid recent violence during spring break.

www.nbcwashington.com

And I thought coronavirus brought a lot of restrictions.

 

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Florida education officials reject 54 math textbooks for ‘attempts to indoctrinate students’

Dozens of math textbooks were rejected by the Florida Department of Education after officials said the publishers were attempting to indoctrinate students.

www.clickorlando.com

 

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@Rambo, let me know if you need us to send you some books on the qt

Florida rejects 41% of new math textbooks, citing critical race theory among its reasons

The list of rejected books makes up approximately 41% of submissions, which is the most in Florida's history.

abc13.com

 

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Cancel culture goes after the mouse

Florida Lawmakers Follow DeSantis Lead to Cancel Disney’s Perks

Florida’s Republican-controlled legislature has cleared a measure to strip Walt Disney Co. of its self-governance privileges in the state, escalating a feud between Governor Ron DeSantis and the entertainment giant.

www.bloomberg.com

 

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Video shows fight between two students at Coral Springs High School - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

CORAL SPRINGS, FLA. (WSVN) - Warning the content shown above may be graphic to some viewers. Cell phone video captured some bad behavior at a<a class="excerpt-read-more" href="https://wsvn.com/news/local/video-shows-fight-between-two-students-at-coral-springs-high-school/">Read More</a>

wsvn.com

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Video shows fight between two students at Coral Springs High School - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

CORAL SPRINGS, FLA. (WSVN) - Warning the content shown above may be graphic to some viewers. Cell phone video captured some bad behavior at a<a class="excerpt-read-more" href="https://wsvn.com/news/local/video-shows-fight-between-two-students-at-coral-springs-high-school/">Read More</a>

wsvn.com

Fwiffo Pimpernel Smith kids today

Thought you had principals and cops in your schools to deal with this degenerative behaviour?

 

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Thought you had principals and cops in your schools to deal with this degenerative behaviour?

Yes schools have principals. It’s one person. Cops are in some schools not all.

 

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Deputy runs over sunbather

The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office says it's launching a ‘major’ investigation after a deputy ran over a sunbather on St. Pete Beach.

www.fox13news.com

 

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Roofing scammers throw Florida’s property insurance market into chaos

Roofing scams targeting insurance companies are leading to higher bills and fewer options for homeowners, officials say.

www.nbcnews.com

 

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FL woman performing oral sex on driver nearly bites his penis off

The man was said to have sustained injuries to his groin area and was seen lying on his back while police gathered around him.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

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Florida's New Loud Music Law Goes Into Effect July 1: What to Know

Florida’s new loud music law, which allows police officers to issue $114 fines, goes into effect July 1. Here’s what Florida drivers should know.

www.nbcmiami.com

 

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Florida woman armed with pitchfork, whip tries to sell teddy bears outside Publix: report

A Central Florida woman accused of running around outside a Publix store with a pitchfork and a black whip, while trying to sell teddy bears, was arrested Tuesday afternoon, according to the Florida Highway Patrol.

www.fox35orlando.com

 

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100-pound sailfish stabs woman, 73, on fishing trip in Florida

The sailfish charged toward the boat Katherine Perkins was on and impaled her in the groin near Stuart, Florida. She was flown to a nearby hospital.

www.nbcnews.com

 

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Florida father and son shoot at innocent woman they thought tried to break in home, sheriff says

“You don’t shoot at people. You don’t leave the security of your home and go out and chase people down,” Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said in a harsh rebuke.

www.nbcnews.com

 

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Attorney who fought Florida helmet laws died in motorcycle crash while not wearing one

Ron Smith, 66, and his girlfriend, 62-year-old Brenda Jeanan Volpe, were on their way to a funeral with a group of riders from the American Legion.

www.tampabay.com

 

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Florida traveler stuffed gun into a raw chicken and tried to bring it on the plane, TSA says

"The plot chickens," reads a TSA Instagram caption recounting the "personal fowl."

www.cbsnews.com

 

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