All The Reasons Why Florida Is #1

[Grand Potentate]

A Giant Bird Killed Its Owner. Now It Could Be Yours. (Published 2019)

Marvin Hajos, 75, was killed by a cassowary that he kept on his property. Now, it will go up for auction with about 100 other exotic animals he owned.

www.nytimes.com

 

[sirloin]

Rambo is there one of those tiger places nearby where you live? Could you go and report back?

 

[Grand Potentate]

Rambo is there one of those tiger places nearby where you live? Could you go and report back?

Drive-Through Safari & Adventure Park | Lion Country Safari

www.lioncountrysafari.com

closest ive got

 

[Journeyman]

^That sounds far too professional. We're talking more of a cheap, backyard-style roadside attraction.

 

[sirloin]

Exactly. Not one of those places, where you can pet a goat and ride a donkey.
We are talking polygamy and big ass carnivores. Carol fucking Baskin.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Exactly. Not one of those places, where you can pet a goat and ride a donkey.
We are talking polygamy and big ass carnivores. Carol fucking Baskin.

not around here that i know of.

 

[Fwiffo]

WWE cuts wrestlers after Florida deems it 'essential'

WWE has started releasing professional wrestlers in budget cuts related to the coronavirus pandemic

abcnews.go.com

Fake wrestling is an essential business.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Poisonous Toads Invade South Florida in Latest Sign of the Apocalypse

First, there were murder hornets. Now, invasive, poisonous toads are the latest bizarre creature to go wild in the U.S. As South Florida enters its wet season aka hurricane season, the cane toad—an ugly, warty, brown amphibian with poison can kill pet dogs—is thriving. That’s not only concerning...

earther.gizmodo.com

 

[Journeyman]

^You've got cane toads, too?

In a massive error, Australia introduced them the year before Florida and over the intervening decades they've moved across most of the continent. They squeeze out native frog and toad species and, of course, poison almost everything that tries to eat them.

 

[Grand Potentate]

^You've got cane toads, too?

In a massive error, Australia introduced them the year before Florida and over the intervening decades they've moved across most of the continent. They squeeze out native frog and toad species and, of course, poison almost everything that tries to eat them.

Hopefully the massive pythons will eat them

 

[Dropbear]

 

[Grand Potentate]

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My kind of lady 😻

 

[Fwiffo]

What happens during her menstrual cycle?

 

[sirloin]

Freebleading, that's what happens. Remember to clean that bush!

 

[Grand Potentate]

What happens during her menstrual cycle?

look up a diva cup.

 

[Journeyman]

look up a diva cup.

Often called a "moon cup" here in Australia.

 

[Kingstonian]

The Villages, Sumter Florida

Old Age Pensioner Nightmare.

No under 19 year olds allowed.

Full of badly dressed old codgers moving around in golf carts. Features loud pro and anti Trump types. Plus terrible Joan Rivers soundalike.

Give me Bexhill or Eastbourne any day.

Trump deletes tweet of video showing a MAGA fan yelling 'white power'

Donald Trump deleted a post Sunday where he shared a video of senior citizens clashing over their support and opposition of him where one pro-Trump protester could be heard yelling 'white power.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Dropbear]

https://wild941.com/2020/06/30/miami-bans-lap-dances-after-midnight-to-stop-the-spread-of-coronavirus/

 

[Fwiffo]

https://wild941.com/2020/06/30/miami-bans-lap-dances-after-midnight-to-stop-the-spread-of-coronavirus/

I thought the US was bad enough with their no touch strip club rules but 10 feet - you might as well watch porn at home.

 

[Fwiffo]

Disney World reopens even as coronavirus cases soar in Florida and across U.S.

The United States recorded over 70,000 new coronavirus cases in a single day for the first time Friday.

www.nbcnews.com

I have to ask. Is this for Floridians or out of state visitors?

 

[Grand Potentate]

Disney World reopens even as coronavirus cases soar in Florida and across U.S.

The United States recorded over 70,000 new coronavirus cases in a single day for the first time Friday.

www.nbcnews.com

I have to ask. Is this for Floridians or out of state visitors?

Everyone. The whole nba is there

 

[fxh]

I see Florida is getting 30% positive in testing in some counties. But the articles I read don’t really make sense.

 

[Grand Potentate]

I see Florida is getting 30% positive in testing in some counties. But the articles I read don’t really make sense.

They do. Its that bad

 

[Dropbear]

Grand Potentate : why is Florida so bad?

 

[Grand Potentate]

Grand Potentate : why is Florida so bad?

stupidity all around

 

[Dropbear]

Disney World today:

 

[Fwiffo]

Disney World today:
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Seven dwarves! I see Dopey. Dummy. Grumpy. Fatty....

 

[Dropbear]

In a rousing speech to the troops today, a senior state emergency management official said: “at least we aren’t in Florida!”

Florida Walmart Shopper Pulls Gun On Father And Young Child After Being Asked To Wear A Mask: Watch

An unmasked man pulled a gun on a masked shopper and threatened to kill him during an apparent confrontation over masks at a Florida Walmart store,

thegailygrind.com

 

[Grand Potentate]

In a rousing speech to the troops today, a senior state emergency management official said: “at least we aren’t in Florida!”

Florida Walmart Shopper Pulls Gun On Father And Young Child After Being Asked To Wear A Mask: Watch

An unmasked man pulled a gun on a masked shopper and threatened to kill him during an apparent confrontation over masks at a Florida Walmart store,

thegailygrind.com

doesn't surprise me one bit. i almost got into a fight with a guy who wasn't wearing a mask while he was behind me in line. and another guy started getting into it with me when i asked him to back up by saying "sir, social distancing please". he had a kid with him as well. they just don't give a fuck.

 

[Dropbear]

Crowds gather at Florida parties to spread COVID-19, sheriff says

They want to get COVID -- or aren't worried about getting it, the sheriff said.

abc13.com

 

[Grand Potentate]

Snakes alive! Florida removes (gulp) 5,000 pythons from the Everglades | CNN

Talk about your unwanted guests. Wildlife officials removed 5,000 from the Everglades, according to a statement from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

www.cnn.com

 

[belinmad]

Florida Man Busted After Allegedly Buying Porsche 911 Turbo with Fake Check Printed at Home

The world's most stereotypical Serious Porsche Man also tried to buy $61K worth of Rolexes with another home-printed check.

www.thedrive.com

 

[belinmad]

Florida woman kicked off American Airlines flight for wearing 'offensive' mask

American Airlines reportedly kicked a woman off a flight last week because of her ‘offensive’ face mask.

www.foxnews.com

Arlinda Johns, from South Florida, was on her way to Illinois when she boarded a plane wearing a mask that said “F--- 12” and a T-shirt that said “Black Lives Matter,” she told Florida’s Local 10 station.

According to the station, “f--- 12” is slang for “f--- the police.”

 

[Dropbear]

‘I’m not nude!’: Acrobat handcuffed after wearing thong to Myrtle Beach - National | Globalnews.ca

Video shows Sam Panda, a well-known aerialist, being handcuffed for allegedly violating a public decency rule in Myrtle Beach, S.C.

globalnews.ca

 

[Kingstonian]

‘I’m not nude!’: Acrobat handcuffed after wearing thong to Myrtle Beach - National | Globalnews.ca

Video shows Sam Panda, a well-known aerialist, being handcuffed for allegedly violating a public decency rule in Myrtle Beach, S.C.

globalnews.ca

Do they have nude beachs in the USA. That might work.

Or else go old school Malta or early Franco Spain - no bikinis allowed.

 

[Kingstonian]

In a rousing speech to the troops today, a senior state emergency management official said: “at least we aren’t in Florida!”

Florida Walmart Shopper Pulls Gun On Father And Young Child After Being Asked To Wear A Mask: Watch

An unmasked man pulled a gun on a masked shopper and threatened to kill him during an apparent confrontation over masks at a Florida Walmart store,

thegailygrind.com

Compared to what you see on the People of Walmart site, the gunman looks relatively normal.

 

[Dropbear]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/08/12/masks-florida-ban-billy-woods/

 

[Fwiffo]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/08/12/masks-florida-ban-billy-woods/

"Since the beginning of this pandemic the operation of this office has not changed and no wearing of masks has been put in place. With just at 900 employees, our number of cases so far has proven that the current way we are approaching the issue is working."

They didn't all quite die yet.

 

[Fwiffo]

Florida mosquitoes: 750 million genetically modified insects to be released

The aim is to reduce insect-borne diseases but environmental groups warn of unforeseen consequences.

www.bbc.com

Just in case there are not enough insects.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Florida mosquitoes: 750 million genetically modified insects to be released

The aim is to reduce insect-borne diseases but environmental groups warn of unforeseen consequences.

www.bbc.com

Just in case there are not enough insects.

nothing could go wrong