Ridiculous Stories In The News

[Fwiffo]

Migrants arrive in D.C. on buses sent by GOP Texas Gov. Greg Abbott

“Texas should not have to bear the burden of the Biden Administration’s failure to secure our border," the governor said.

www.nbcnews.com

Let's just bus some people to somewhere else so we don't have to deal with it. Like landfill.

 

[ter1413]

Four men arrested for ‘raping’ Bengal monitor lizard in western India

Four men have been arrested after one of the accused’s phones was discovered to contain a video of them gang-raping a Bengal monitor lizard at the Sahydari Tiger Reserve in Maharashthra, India. CCTV footage from the Maharashtra Forest Department showed the four men lurking around the forest and...

www.yahoo.com

 

[Grand Potentate]

Four men arrested for ‘raping’ Bengal monitor lizard in western India

Four men have been arrested after one of the accused’s phones was discovered to contain a video of them gang-raping a Bengal monitor lizard at the Sahydari Tiger Reserve in Maharashthra, India. CCTV footage from the Maharashtra Forest Department showed the four men lurking around the forest and...

www.yahoo.com

Indians are so weird

 

[Fwiffo]

What's the problem with calories on restaurant menus?

The new rules are taking away the joy of going out for a meal for some people with eating disorders.

www.bbc.com

"She says that if calories had been listed, her natural response would have been to choose the lowest calorie option on the menu rather than what looked most appealing, which goes against what is taught on recovery programmes."

Dear God. Maybe you shouldn't take life saving anti-cancer drugs...because you read the list of side effects.

 

[ter1413]

Japanese man who married virtual character now on a mission to educate others about 'fictosexuals'

Three years into his “marriage” with a popular virtual character, a Japanese man has opened up about the benefits of having a virtual “wife.” Tokyo resident Akihiko Kondo made global headlines in November 2018 when he tied the knot at the age of 35 with Hatsune Miku, a virtual popstar developed...

www.yahoo.com

 

[Fwiffo]

That is some next level self delusion.

Reckon the man would survive quite well in solitary confinement in an asylum with the right stimulus.

 

[ter1413]

School workers were overpaid for years. Now Alabama district wants them to pay it back

Employees of an Alabama school district were told to pay back tens of thousands of dollars.

www.yahoo.com

 

[ter1413]

My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm — now I’m a real man again

“Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm?” he said. “It’s been a nightmare.”

nypost.com

 

[ter1413]

Accused rapist's family say his victims are 'dampening his future'

Turner, 19, was let off with last month by pleading guilty to assault and battery rather than rape. He had been accused of attacking Chloe Bess at a house party in Orangeburg.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[ter1413]

Man, 26, felt so sick he 'wanted to die' after drinking shigella

Jack Eberts, from Washington D.C., drunk a shot of the dysentery-causing bacteria for a vaccine trial. He became so ill that he faced stomach cramps, diarrhea, and even soiled himself.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[ter1413]

Dave Chappelle tackled on stage at Hollywood Bowl by audience member

Shocking video footage shows the comedian standing on stage as an audience member charges up on stage and slams him to the ground.

pagesix.com

That didn't turn out well for homie's arm!

 

[ter1413]

 

[ter1413]

Parents condemned for making son, 6, run MARATHON alongside them

Parents of a six-year-old boy who recently completed a full-length marathon are being condemned for making the child run alongside them in the race.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[ter1413]

Madonna NFT porn is latest filthy attention grab

Madonna, please stop expressing yourself.

nypost.com

 

[ter1413]

Supreme Court says MRU student's magic mushroom assault defence was valid

The Supreme Court has concluded extreme intoxication can be used as a defence in assault cases, thus acquitting MRU student Matthew Brown.

calgaryherald.com

 

[Fwiffo]

Supreme Court says MRU student's magic mushroom assault defence was valid

The Supreme Court has concluded extreme intoxication can be used as a defence in assault cases, thus acquitting MRU student Matthew Brown.

calgaryherald.com

Sadly it doesn't work for the women or my mum.

 

[belinmad]

Indian couple sue only son for not giving them grandchildren | CNN

A couple in India are suing their son and daughter-in-law -- for not giving them grandchildren after six years of marriage.

us.cnn.com

 

[ter1413]

Japanese man spends £12,500 to live his life as a collie

A Japanese man went viral on Twitter after he spent £12,500 on ultra-realistic dog costume so he can live like an animal.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Dropbear]

'How to Murder Your Husband' writer found guilty of murdering her husband

A jury in Portland has convicted a self-published romance novelist — who once wrote an essay titled "How to Murder Your Husband" — of fatally shooting her husband four years ago.

www.npr.org

 

[Dropbear]

It can’t get much more Houston than this:

Man killed during robbery attempt and wild shootout scene at SW Houston gas station

Houston police say a woman with a child in her car was trying to get away from a shootout when she ran over the suspect, killing him.

abc13.com

 

[Fwiffo]

It can’t get much more Houston than this:

Man killed during robbery attempt and wild shootout scene at SW Houston gas station

Houston police say a woman with a child in her car was trying to get away from a shootout when she ran over the suspect, killing him.

abc13.com

I wonder what her car insurance company will say.

 

[Dropbear]

I wonder what her car insurance company will say.

I’m still getting my head around the idea of someone buying hair extensions from an armed guy in a car at the gas station.

 

[Fwiffo]

I’m still getting my head around the idea of someone buying hair extensions from an armed guy in a car at the gas station.

Or how hair extensions is such a lucrative trade you need a gun.

 

[ter1413]

Or how hair extensions is such a lucrative trade you need a gun.

Cash & carry business!

 

[Dropbear]

Or how hair extensions is such a lucrative trade you need a gun.

Oh, I know women’s haircare can be expensive - Mrs Dropbear spends more on her hair than I do clothes and alcohol

 

[Dropbear]

EMS rolling up on this scene, pucker factor: 10.0

Semi tipped over spilling a 'non-hazardous' red liquid

A semi-truck tipped over spilling an odd red liquid across 3300 South under I-15 Tuesday afternoon.

ksltv.com

 

[Grand Potentate]

Woman who is sexually attracted to planes wants to marry toy Boeing

A woman in love with a plane insists her desire is not a flight of fancy.

nypost.com

 

[ter1413]

Woman who is sexually attracted to planes wants to marry toy Boeing

A woman in love with a plane insists her desire is not a flight of fancy.

nypost.com

I raise you....

Man spends $15K on high-tech dog costume to fulfill his lifelong dream

“I made it a collie because it looks real when I put it on,” canine cosplayer Toko-San said of becoming his own best friend.

nypost.com

(I forget if I posted this already.)

 

[Fwiffo]

Dear Urban Diplomat: I just found out that my roommate is pro-Putin

I'm seriously considering moving out. What should I do?

torontolife.com

"Dear Urban Diplomat,

I recently found out that my roommate, who’s originally from Russia, supports Putin. Up until then, we got along great, but I can’t get past this. His position seems unjustifiable, especially for someone living beyond the reach of the Russian propaganda machine, yet he’s steadfast in his devotion. I’m seriously considering moving out. What should I do?
—Seeing Red, Waterfront

UD: .... But, when your roomie supports a dictatorial war criminal, the relationship is beyond repair. Start searching for alternate lodging, citing irreconcilable differences, and put a moratorium on political talk in the household. Don’t bother trying to change your roommate’s views—if that fails, I fear it’s too late."

What happens when Russia is welcomed back to the community again like Libya or Rwanda.

 

[Pimpernel Smith]

Dear Urban Diplomat: I just found out that my roommate is pro-Putin

I'm seriously considering moving out. What should I do?

torontolife.com

"Dear Urban Diplomat,

I recently found out that my roommate, who’s originally from Russia, supports Putin. Up until then, we got along great, but I can’t get past this. His position seems unjustifiable, especially for someone living beyond the reach of the Russian propaganda machine, yet he’s steadfast in his devotion. I’m seriously considering moving out. What should I do?
—Seeing Red, Waterfront

UD: .... But, when your roomie supports a dictatorial war criminal, the relationship is beyond repair. Start searching for alternate lodging, citing irreconcilable differences, and put a moratorium on political talk in the household. Don’t bother trying to change your roommate’s views—if that fails, I fear it’s too late."

What happens when Russia is welcomed back to the community again like Libya or Rwanda.

Rwanda seemingly has reformed, Libya is a place where Black Lives definitely don't Matter being that slavery of black Africans is back in fashion.

 

[ter1413]

I’m in a relationship with my 1998 Chevy — and our sex life is so special

“I like to lean over his fender and across his hood and kind of press up against him,” Nathaniel bragged.”One of the more bold positions is for me to be underneath him.”

nypost.com

 

[ter1413]

Jamie Foxx Shares Story of 'Very Prominent Actress' Mistaking Him for Rick Fox After She Did Cocaine

During an appearance on Tank and his manager J. Valentine's new podcast 'R&B Money,' Jamie Foxx recalled a time when he was mistaken for Rick Fox.

www.yahoo.com

Drop the name of GTFO!

 

[ter1413]

30 dead dogs, cats found in home of South Carolina animal rescue CEO

“She betrayed that trust and she betrayed the trust of these innocent animals who relied on her.”

nypost.com

 

[ter1413]

Geico ordered to pay $5.2M to woman who got HPV from car sex

In a bizarre twist, a Missouri woman was awarded a $5.2 million judgment after a man knowingly infected her with HPV during intimate activities in his car.

www.yahoo.com

 

[fxh]

Geico ordered to pay $5.2M to woman who got HPV from car sex

In a bizarre twist, a Missouri woman was awarded a $5.2 million judgment after a man knowingly infected her with HPV during intimate activities in his car.

www.yahoo.com

I don’t believe this.

 

[Grand Potentate]

I don’t believe this.

its more of a legal conundrum rather than a straight lawsuit over the act and location. forced arbitration coming to bite corporations in the ass.

 

[Dropbear]

 

[fxh]

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They can’t tell me what I can’t do

 

[Dropbear]

They can’t tell me what I can’t do

 

[ter1413]

Video shows groom whacking bride in head after losing game at wedding

The shocking moment took place during a competition between the unidentified bride and groom in the central Asian nation.

nypost.com