I am a bit worried about this, since I leveled up from being a mere hater to asstroll™ and I ask myself what impact it would have on me, were I to receive one. There are following scenarios:
1. My increased level of degeneration and profanation weakens my spine even further, hence fatal damage caused by the half slap™.
2. My increased level of degeneration and profanation creates a protective force field around me (the so called DegProf Shield ®), making the half slap™ either less or even totally ineffective.
3. My increased level of degeneration and profanation does generate a force field but also causes maximum disgust to the giver of the half slap™ and brings that back to it's former impact.
Regarding point 3: Would that technically still be a half slap™, or more of a three quarter or even a full slap? Yet, from a marketing point of view, I find it easier to just add a preposition like super, hyper or ultra, as to keep the brand name intact.
This would also allow the reputable Neapolitan craftsmen to give an estimation regarding the danger a shill blogger asstroll™ is facing when he or she asks for free products.