I am on a business trip in my usual suit and tie going to Germany. I'm travelling with a peer of mine, a bald gent who is a decade older and a junior staff member - I'd say mid 20s at most - someone who sounds like they're from the City of London. These are all fictitious people but I suspect my brain scrambled their appearances to hide the real life coworkers who inspired them.
What happens next is the business road trip from hell. We basically violate rules I have for business travel starting with the junior wanted to check his luggage. For whatever reason, I am booked on a connecting instead of direct flight so we lose our connection in Frankfurt when the checked luggage issue arises. At some point, we have to split up and my peer goes to visit another office and I end up going with the junior to...Vienna? Why Vienna? We don't rendezvous back in time to get back to Munich and I can't contact my peer. Other times, I violate the rule not to wander out late if I have an early morning meeting. I usually just stay and if I need to get drunk, just do it in the hotel lobby. I had to hunt for the junior or peer when they didn't make the morning breakfast in the hotel. Laptops go bad and we have to find somewhere to print it in a foreign country (Czech?). As the episodes pile up, I get the distinct feeling I'm detached from my firm. Branch managers don't show up to meetings or are mysteriously away or on emergency trips when I show up. I get fewer e-mails from my own office. The most telling problem was my inability to connect with my boss. His PA says he's out, or she reschedules for him (this is normal though) and we miss at least two critical checkpoints I was doing late in the hotel or on the road in a limo. (again, I never take important calls in a car)
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The final episode was some hilarity in which the junior ‎somehow convinced me there was no flight or train so we need to go on a cruise ship. He makes it to the ship first as we are returning from whatever business we were doing. I ring him and hear opera in the background, and he's clearly intoxicated with butler service spoiling him on which XO cognac tastes better. (At this point I'm putting my hand on my head wondering how to expense this). He's imploring us to return because he ordered some X courses tasting menu. I try to ask him where my peer was. Anyway, long story short, I end up in this cruise ship suite. I find the peer there but he's acting funny too - not drunk, but he's not behaving like he usually does. I let the junior have it until I noticed there were some printed papers peeking out of his briefcase with my name on it - confidential stamped - and some handwriting to go with the printed text.‎
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Apparently, the junior intercepted a confidential packet I was supposed to receive before we even boarded the first plane. Inside were two prewritten statements I had to deliver to each of the travelling coworkers to terminate them. Then there was a handwritten note from my boss' assistant to ‎me on top of these statements asking me to sign a resignation letter effective some date. The year 2035 comes up a lot in the dream but it is often wrong - causing grief in meetings and my blaming the junior for typos, etc - 2235, 2325, etc. Although in retrospect, he might have introduced those typos to further delay things.‎ He's really afraid of losing his job as he was about to get married or was recently married. Of course it all makes sense now. We weren't supposed to come back from this trip employed.
Before you think I need to learn to detach, I realised a few things as I write this:
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1. The junior is a professional acquaintance across the pond. Was watching Champions League, but really Palace lost the FA recently and he was a Palace fan. My brother's wedding is coming up too so I had to move my wedding kit to my parents' this weekend.
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2. My parents booked trips to Europe. One itinerary had them going through Frankfurt. Vienna and Prague are stops too. I was reviewing them last night on the fridge to see when I should house sit, pop by, etc.‎
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3. The bald peer is an underwriting exec who was my peer but works at a competitor now in another branch. However, I used him for a peer I have now (not bald, taller, not even the same ethnicity) because he took a 36 hour trip to go see some vendor and have some sandwiches with people from Europe. He told me this week it was the most pointless business trip.
4. My boss doesn't have an admin. My boss' boss has an admin who is female. I saw yet another secreterial pool at my VIP meeting on Wednesday. My boss frequently reschedules and this week's one on one was actually last week delayed to this week, and if we don't meet this week, he's out on a trip to talk about restructuring.
5. ‎ ‎I spent 2 hours playing Fallout - it explains the 2035, 2235 years.
6. The cruise ship is because my father is worried for his older cousin (my uncle) and is using the cruise ship's website to monitor his trip.
7. The cognac comes from meeting one of my classmates in my course in the financial district on Friday. I brushed her off and later apologised and offered to take her to the cocktail club, but she already went once as a guest and wants to drink (presumably beer) watching baseball or footy.
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8. ‎The tasting menu and butler was from wondering what to do in between events at my alumni party yesterday. I have a list of restaurants (casual and formal) I want to try.
The only thing I haven't figured out is the confidential packet and the terminations. And the handwritten text - the admin never writes anything for me, we use voice, in person and only once in corporate IM.