The Trump Presidency, Part Deux

Yep, I identify as 6’4” and full of muscle 🤡



Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said
"Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover"
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover, yeah"
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me?
Because I come from the land of plenty"
And he said
Oh, "Do you come from a land down under? (Oh, yeah-yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover", 'cause we are
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder (yeah)
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (Thunder)
You better-better run, you better take cover
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? Ooh, yeah
You better run, you better take cover
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you, can't you hear the thunder? (Can't you, can't you hear the thunder?)
You better run, you better take cover
Living in a land down under (living in a land down under)
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you, can't you hear the thunder?
 
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I'm not a communist. I'm a capitalist. That's why I reduced my US exposures by 3/4. Unfortunately President Trump was hurting me in every market I could squirrel away my money (EU, Japan, Canada, bonds, and a few days after Liberation Day, even gold).
 

“'Do you remember the bunny with Joe Biden?' Trump said. 'Do you remember when the bunny took Joe Biden out? He’s not taking Trump out.' At that, a costume bunny standing alongside shook its head in agreement."

The US President is stronger than the Easter bunny.
 



"Hegseth screamed at Adm. Chris Grady, the acting chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, saying he would 'f---ing polygraph' him to find out if he leaked the information about the meeting, according to three U.S. officials familiar with the meeting. Hegseth staffers also threatened to polygraph Adm. Sam Paparo, the commander of U.S. IndoPacific Command, and Lt. Gen D.A. Sims, the director of the Joint Staff, the officials said, and told the Joint Chiefs who had access to information about the Musk briefing and the agenda that they would be subject to polygraphs, the officials said.

The Wall Street Journal was first to report that Hegseth yelled at Grady and threatened him with a polygraph."

They all got polygraphed out.

"Trump had told Hegseth during a recent phone call that he did not approve of his texting information about airstrikes in Yemen to a Signal group that included Hegseth’s wife, his brother and his personal attorney, describing what the defense secretary had done as childish, one U.S. official and another person familiar with the conversation said. The call ended with Trump telling Hegseth to keep fighting, however."

For all the hoops the President had to go through to get him confirmed you would think he would be more thankful and grateful like Vance.
 

"The plan for the tanks is not yet final. One option under consideration is to put the tanks on trailers, which would mitigate some of the damage to the streets, but that could also impact the aesthetics of the parade, officials said"

Just get some migrants to pave it again.. In exchange for staying a a little longer in your country.

"The vehicles would roll down the streets of Washington in columns, the officials said, in a way that some critics of the planned parade in his first term compared to what is more typically seen in places like North Korea and Russia. For now, the plan is to have Bradley Fighting Vehicles, Stryker Armored Fighting Vehicles, the Army’s new Infantry Squad Vehicles and more, the officials said."

What about the space forces and plane fly bys?

North Korea Parade GIF by The Guardian
 

She is getting replaced by someone whose brother worked on RFK Jr's election campaign. But she herself is Mike Walz's sister in law.

Referral bonuses must be in effect.
 

What is the point of this when the 45th President negotiated fixed price contracts to deliver two new Air Force Ones and this Qatari one needs a retrofit that will put it into service by the same time as the new ones? You really need 3?
 
White people should be protected no matter which part of sub Saharan Africa they are in.
 
White people should be protected no matter which part of sub Saharan Africa they are in.

Condescending ignorant prick mode?

If you are referring to the photo the fat fuck held up, those were residents of the Kasika neighborhood of Goma. So probably Hutu Congolese. There were some Romanian PMC dudes there, but they were evacuated pretty quickly.
 
"No one wanted to join the military under Biden". - - Donald Trump, addressing the West Point graduating class, all of whom began their training during the Biden administration.
 
Condescending ignorant prick mode?

If you are referring to the photo the fat fuck held up, those were residents of the Kasika neighborhood of Goma. So probably Hutu Congolese. There were some Romanian PMC dudes there, but they were evacuated pretty quickly.

There was a segment on TV yesterday about Afrikaners in South Africa - a black professor from Jo'burg. My mum asked what it was all about since she has no idea what Afrikaans is but after I explained the white minority situation after apartheid she said what about the Indians and Chinese in that country. I said they don't organise themselves to moan about their plight so no one cares.

I had an old work mate who was born in Zimbabwe. Oh wait, he always corrected people and said Rhodesia so I heard enough of both sides of the story.
 
Everyone we know here is making an escape plan

People said they needed character references during the Great Recession. People said they would leave if Hillary lost. Last I checked all the Americans who said those things are still in the States.

Except for one bloke who moved from Jersey to London but I think it was because his daughter was in uni and he had never worked abroad so why not if someone pays me to move and try another country (albeit diminished and a shadow of its former self).

I think the last real emigration was…the Vietnam War draft?
 
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Is that AI enhanced or she just has a lot of makeup on?
 
He's going to turn into Mikhail Khodorkovsky soon.
 
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When is it time to break spontaneously into USA chants?
 
"'Maybe I should go to the Fed,' Trump said. 'Am I allowed to appoint myself at the Fed? I'd do a much better job than these people.'"
 
What happens if he used the word the guys or the dudes?
 

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