Why Are You Pissed Off Today?

Fwiffo

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I got off the train today at 1930 and ran down because I wanted to get something from the supermarket. A young Jewish guy dressed in all black comes up to me enthusiastically and asks "Are you Jewish?"

I am wearing a mask from the train. I was about to say, "Do I look Jewish?" when I realised his friend is running around asking this to wish you happy Hanukah.

I then leave the station and see a giant RV decked out in Hanukah celebration trying to do a three point turn in the middle of chartered vans, buses and limos for the hockey game. This is accompanied with 3 guys dressed in all black and a portable outdoor sound system on a folding table on the street blasting what I assume is Hanukah music.

I don't live in a neighbourhood with a significant Jewish population.
 

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I got off the train today at 1930 and ran down because I wanted to get something from the supermarket. A young Jewish guy dressed in all black comes up to me enthusiastically and asks "Are you Jewish?"

I am wearing a mask from the train. I was about to say, "Do I look Jewish?" when I realised his friend is running around asking this to wish you happy Hanukah.

I then leave the station and see a giant RV decked out in Hanukah celebration trying to do a three point turn in the middle of chartered vans, buses and limos for the hockey game. This is accompanied with 3 guys dressed in all black and a portable outdoor sound system on a folding table on the street blasting what I assume is Hanukah music.

I don't live in a neighbourhood with a significant Jewish population.


What country do you live in?
 

belinmad

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I got off the train today at 1930 and ran down because I wanted to get something from the supermarket. A young Jewish guy dressed in all black comes up to me enthusiastically and asks "Are you Jewish?"

I am wearing a mask from the train. I was about to say, "Do I look Jewish?" when I realised his friend is running around asking this to wish you happy Hanukah.

I then leave the station and see a giant RV decked out in Hanukah celebration trying to do a three point turn in the middle of chartered vans, buses and limos for the hockey game. This is accompanied with 3 guys dressed in all black and a portable outdoor sound system on a folding table on the street blasting what I assume is Hanukah music.

I don't live in a neighbourhood with a significant Jewish population.

How are you so good at sounding like an absolute cunt no matter who you are talking about?
 

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How are you so good at sounding like an absolute cunt no matter who you are talking about?

Forgive me, he may have been Amish. The cacophony in my ears from riding public transit all day could have led me to mishear it as Christmas with a hard and guttural ch.
 

belinmad

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Forgive me, he may have been Amish. The cacophony in my ears from riding public transit all day could have led me to mishear it as Christmas with a hard and guttural ch.
They are likely Lubavitchers celebrating Hannukah. They are for the most part innocuous. How you manage to portray them as an exogenous annoyance is really impressive. Kuddos to you for getting annoyed at everything foreign and making a big deal out of it. You should move to Utah, Montana or Wyoming
 

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They are likely Lubavitchers celebrating Hannukah. They are for the most part innocuous. How you manage to portray them as an exogenous annoyance is really impressive. Kuddos to you for getting annoyed at everything foreign and making a big deal out of it. You should move to Utah, Montana or Wyoming
he'd get shot as he is a visible minority
 

Fwiffo

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They are likely Lubavitchers celebrating Hannukah. They are for the most part innocuous. How you manage to portray them as an exogenous annoyance is really impressive. Kuddos to you for getting annoyed at everything foreign and making a big deal out of it. You should move to Utah, Montana or Wyoming

I'm not annoyed at everything foreign. I'm annoyed at people who are not normally evangelical coming at me as if they were evangelical. I leave them alone when Christ is born.

I worked for the Tisch family for 8 1/2 years here in North America on both sides of the pond. I bought my share of bulova watches just to support the conglomerate.

he'd get shot as he is a visible minority

Is he a fookin’ Brittisher?

only pretends to be one

No, I'm getting a work visa to go to Virginia if I have respect only for the money (sorry doghouse), no consideration for what title I have there, no consideration of my place in the hierarchy of things, no expectations over how many people to lord over, and no self-respect.

....but Merry Christmas y'all.
 

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A young Jewish guy dressed in all black comes up to me enthusiastically and asks "Are you Jewish?"

I am wearing a mask from the train. I was about to say, "Do I look Jewish?" when I realised his friend is running around asking this to wish you happy Hanukah.

I then leave the station and see a giant RV decked out in Hanukah celebration trying to do a three point turn in the middle of chartered vans, buses and limos for the hockey game. This is accompanied with 3 guys dressed in all black and a portable outdoor sound system on a folding table on the street blasting what I assume is Hanukah music.

I don't live in a neighbourhood with a significant Jewish population.
They are likely Lubavitchers celebrating Hannukah. They are for the most part innocuous. How you manage to portray them as an exogenous annoyance is really impressive.
no no, he's right. all Chabad people are fucking obnoxious on a normal day and these cunts with the hannukah vans and music and harassment are even worse.
 

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At my orthodontist’s office. I’m friendly with All the girls because I’ve been coming for a while. The girl at the front and I were discussing Mexico and she tells me the doc was just in Tulum. “Check out how tanned he is!”

This fucker comes in and I ask him how his holiday was and he says “oh I’ve been sick with RSV for over a week. All last week the office was closed and I just came back to work today.”
 

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-Hess' lawyer said she has been unfairly vilified as a "witch," a "monster" and a "ghoul," when instead she is a "broken human being" whose conduct can be attributed to a traumatic brain injury at age 18. In court on Tuesday, Hess declined to speak to the judge.
 

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What the fuck.

My two cousins and their spouses get coronavirus right before Christmas Day. Mate and his wife get in right on New Year's Day with kids. One of the guys at work says his whole family got it but he tested negative for 4 days and he only has the flu. My brother's kid coughs on my brother and he now gets the Wuhan as well. My brother wears n95 everywhere even surgical outdoors. What the fuck. This China virus is never going away.
 

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Just finally coming around to this realization?

If you knew what you know today 3 plus years ago and someone said if we dropped a nuclear bomb on Wuhan that would kill 7-8 million people but eradicate the virus from ever spreading from ground zero... Would you do it?
 

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$6 for celery. $7 for two leeks. Inflation is really coming down.
 
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