News You Can Lose

[Pauly Chase]

The old loveline episodes had a couple of people who underwent the reassignment surgery from male to female. Drastic changes still did not change their bitterness and depression even after years of hormonal treatment and the lobbing of the pee pee.

 

[Pauly Chase]

Sadly society has to bend backwards for a couple of crazy outliers. I blame this partially on the ACLU homos.

 

[tosq]

What the Fuck happened to this country?

Students Protest Transgender Teen’s Use of Girls’ Locker Room: What Are Her Rights?

The feminists are victims of their own success. After fighting for "equal rights" their not so sure anymore.

 

[OfficePants]

Into The Wild actor Emile Hirsch pleads guilty to assault - BBC News

He did that because he had "three or four" drinks? I have that practically every work day for happy hour and then go out for dinner. I might be a mass murderer.

Fuck me, another "famous" person I've never heard of. Too many of them.

 

[OfficePants]

Ghetto rich idiots dick-waving their sweatshop trainer collections
Nick Cannon to Chris Brown -- That's Not a Shoe Collection ... THIS Is a Shoe Collection! (PHOTOS)
The Shooman

We can safely say that Chris Brown is Imelda Marcos's child.

 

[Pauly Chase]

These no talent wife beater fuck offs making millions. Only in America. "Murica!!!!!!!

 

[OfficePants]

These no talent wife beater fuck offs making millions. Only in America. "Murica!!!!!!!

He's a piece of shit. Fuck his shoes. Not a decent pair of broges in the lot.

 

[Fwiffo]

With no fixed address, two men start Toronto's only underpass library

I walked by yesterday morning and I didn't see this. I did, however, remember the stench of urine and homeless people odour. The wankers don't know that this tunnel floods whenever there's a rainstorm. Goodbye library.

 

[Pauly Chase]

Black Lives Matter! All Lives Matter is inherently wrong.

Next time someone tells you "all lives matter," show them this cartoon

 

[Russell Street]

Next time someone tells you "all lives matter," show them this cartoon

 

[Pauly Chase]

White peoples fault. Years of oppression and segregation have caused us to indiscriminately murder each other.

It's the same argument libs and blacks make for the usage of "N" word.

 

[Fwiffo]

We are beautiful too, say women from immigrant backgrounds - BBC News

Americans don't think Arab women are beautiful? I fancy the pair at the end of the video.

 

[Russell Street]

A fine idea that will be ignored and lost.
Far-right Czech politician recommends placing refugees in concentration camp
I usually downplay my bohunk heritage, but this and the Petra Laszlo heroics have changed that!

 

[Russell Street]

Kendra Wilkinson Says She Was a Lesbian for Two Weeks in High School

 

[Arnathor]

:negative:

 

[Fwiffo]

Aloha to the US: Is Hawai'i an occupied nation? - BBC News

I didn't know Hawaiians wanted to leave the union.

 

[Arnathor]

Aloha to the US: Is Hawai'i an occupied nation? - BBC News

I didn't know Hawaiians wanted to leave the union.

Good, take the president with them when they leave.

 

[Fwiffo]

How dark is your personality?

Apparently I'm moderately nefarious.

Moderately nefarious
Like Don Draper, you are moderately nefarious. You walk on the dark side of humanity, but your ruthless streak may just help you get ahead.

 

[Thruth]

How dark is your personality?

Apparently I'm moderately nefarious.

Moderately nefarious
Like Don Draper, you are moderately nefarious. You walk on the dark side of humanity, but your ruthless streak may just help you get ahead.

We already knew this. It is the influence of Ze Germans

 

[Fwiffo]

We already knew this. It is the influence of Ze Germans

Is it? I've only been working for them for five years. A man has to do what a man has to do to get paid, and deviate a bit to try to get whatever he wants on the side.

 

[Thruth]

Is it? I've only been working for them for five years. A man has to do what a man has to do to get paid, and deviate a bit to try to get whatever he wants on the side.

Damn their eyes, Ze Germans

 

[Fwiffo]

Quiz: How does alcohol shape your personality?

Apparently I am Hemingway.

 

[John Lee Pettimore III]

The median income for a single-parent household in DC is ~$25,500. The median income for a married household is ~$157,000. This is the highest spread in the country. Years of right-wing leadership of the District of Columbia have clearly made it the epicenter of income inequality in this country.

 

[Fwiffo]

N Korean pop band Moranbong ends China goodwill tour - BBC News

Popular music and North Korea - it sounds like an oxymoron. I wonder who has been topping the charts in the past few years.

 

[Fwiffo]

'Anti-pee' walls in Hackney will splash offenders - BBC News

Honestly when my old work mate does it he is so sloshed and hammered he wouldn't notice it going back on to his shoes.

 

[Fwiffo]

Booze calculator: What's your drinking nationality? - BBC News

I'm Moldovan apparently - on a typical week.

This week I'm like an Italian...so far.

 

[Pauly Chase]

BlackLives Matter. What a joke of an "organization"!

MSNBC's Favorite #BlackLivesMatter Activist Was Just Sentenced to 8 Years for Arson

 

[Grand Potentate]

BlackLives Matter. What a joke of an "organization"!

MSNBC's Favorite #BlackLivesMatter Activist Was Just Sentenced to 8 Years for Arson

Can I condemn the American Medical Association after the next malpractice claim then?

 

[Pauly Chase]

Can I condemn the American Medical Association after the next malpractice claim then?

If AMA was screaming fuck the police, sure.

 

[Grand Potentate]

If AMA was screaming fuck the police, sure.

Wait, so are they bad because they had one bad member or are they bad because they said something you didn't like?

 

[Fwiffo]

Video of mouse inside First Canadian Place food court

For folks who aren't familiar with Canada, this office tower is in the middle of the financial district and is the tallest office (or any other type of building) in the country.

That food court was just renovated two years ago, but I can't say why this could be news - I see critters in the city all the time and I work and live within 2 sq km of this building.

 

[Fwiffo]

Pakistan president condemns St Valentine's Day - BBC News

I'm pretty sure Valentine's Day stopped being religious ages ago.

 

[Arnathor]

Savage!

 

[Thruth]

Savage!

What the fuck is this 4 second video?

 

[seamless]

Savage!

3 minutes of Merican

 

[Thruth]

3 minutes of Merican

It was beautiful once I replayed it. I shed a tear

 

[Fwiffo]

How many people can our planet really support?

Those tribal natives who consume little and produce little can swell to the billions apparently. It's when they are tempted to aspire for more when we get in trouble.

 

[Fwiffo]

New Zealand votes to keep flag in referendum - BBC News

The Kiwis continue to fly the Union Jack.

 

[Arnathor]

Japanese love giant dongs
Brings new meaning to 'What a prick'
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/03/there...cated-to-worshipping-giant-phalluses-5792441/

 

[Fwiffo]

Japanese love giant dongs
Brings new meaning to 'What a prick'
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/03/there...cated-to-worshipping-giant-phalluses-5792441/

I'm pretty sure there were Greek or Roman customs predating this in classical antiquity.