Random Uber stories

The same bloke who dropped me off mid morning was the same one who picked me up in the evening.
 
When it's 25c and your Uber driver is constantly sniffling with the window open.

Hope it's allergies?
Hope the cold isn't contagious.
Hope it isn't Ebola.
 
If your World Cup team loses, you get 30% off on Uber. Why? If my country loses I am drinking myself to oblivion?
 
When the driver accepts and says immediately I am on my way but really he is at McDonald’s.
 

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