Ridiculous Stories In The News

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Florida woman sues Kraft mac and cheese over preparation time

The lawsuit says the company's three-and-a-half minute preparation time claim is misleading.

www.bbc.com

Perhaps the real question is why are you eating pasta from a box with 'cheese' powder that lasts for years?

Do you realize that Canadians eat 55,000 more boxes of KD than the US? It is a ubiquitous meal in in Canada and the US. I guess just not amongst the B girls you hang out with.

 

[Dropbear]

Granny’s dying wish: Giant penis on her tombstone

After she died at the age of 99 early last year, her family “decided to make her dream come true” and recently erected the monument.

nypost.com

 

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People shocked to discover what nutcrackers are actually for

People have taken to social media to express their surprise after the discovery.

nypost.com

 

[Fwiffo]

Not sure the made in china full of synthetic material ones can crack nuts.

 

[Dropbear]

The party of liberty and freedom at it again.

Texas bill would ban social media for those under 18

HB 896, authored by Rep. Jared Patterson, of Frisco, would prohibit the use of social media by children. The bill was filed on Wednesday.

www.kxan.com

 

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Father and son are convicted in lottery scam where they collected $20M

Ali Jaafar, 63, and Yousef Jaafar, 29, in a lottery scheme in which the father and son cashed winning lottery tickets on behalf of the ticket holders to avoid taxes and receive tax refunds.

www.dailymail.co.uk

"Between 2011 and 2020, they cashed more than 14,000 lottery tickets and claimed more than $20 million in Massachusetts lottery winnings.

In 2019, Ali Jaafar was the top lottery ticket casher for Massachusetts. His son Mohamed Jaafar was the third highest ticket casher and his other son Yousef Jaafar was the fourth highest individual ticket casher."

-I mean, no one was/got hip to this ^?

 

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‘12-year-old’ football player with tattoo, facial hair sends social media into tailspin

Jeremiah Johnson, a reported 12-year-old running back from Fort Worth, Texas, has the internet dumbfounded over his size and maturity.

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Patriots fan sues his idol Tom Brady after investing $30K in FTX

“As a New England Patriots fan my entire life, you can imagine the influence that Tom Brady would have,” the 56-year-old legal clerk said.

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“As a New England Patriots fan my entire life, you can imagine the influence that Tom Brady would have,” Livieratos told The Washington Post.

-Oh boy! How stupid are people! A dude can throw a football so he takes blind investment advice from him?

 

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Patriots fan sues his idol Tom Brady after investing $30K in FTX

“As a New England Patriots fan my entire life, you can imagine the influence that Tom Brady would have,” the 56-year-old legal clerk said.

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“As a New England Patriots fan my entire life, you can imagine the influence that Tom Brady would have,” Livieratos told The Washington Post.

-Oh boy! How stupid are people! A dude can throw a football so he takes blind investment advice from him?

People in Georgia were voting for Herschel Walker for Senator because he was a good running back.

 

[Fwiffo]

As South Korea abolishes its gender ministry, women fight back

Seoul is abolishing its equality ministry, despite a vast gender pay gap and pervasive sexism.

www.bbc.com

"Yuna filmed herself making lunch for her colleagues and reported her workplace to the government"

Given what I know of the culinary skills of some of my female co-workers I'm not sure I would actually want to eat it.

 

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Students face suspension if they take pic of teacher with fake breasts

Ontario students were allegedly being threatened with suspension for filming and photographing transgender Oakville Trafalgar High School shop teacher Kayla Lemieux.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

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Berlin's giant AquaDom aquarium containing 1,500 fish explodes

Two people are injured as the Berlin aquarium, containing a million litres of water, bursts open.

www.bbc.com

 

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Texas 'Walmart Karen' is tased after ordering cop to 'respect' her

It is unclear what started the disagreement between the two, but the woman is standing next to an overturned product stand. 'You're going to respect me,' she told the cop.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

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11 foreign passengers hurt in bus accident

PHETCHABURI: Eleven foreign passengers were injured when a tour bus ran off the Phetkasem highway and crashed into a power post in Khao Yoi district early on Tuesday, police said.

www.bangkokpost.com

"Passengers told police that Mr Ampol, the first driver, moved out of the driver's seat to let Mr Pichit take the wheel and continue driving, without stopping the vehicle."

WTF?

 

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Amsterdam looks to ban red light district sex workers from windows

A proposed plan would require clients to book appointments using a QR code on their smartphones.

nypost.com

"The plan, proposed by the liberal D66 party, would mean the brothel curtains stay shut, and instead of sex workers being able to entice potential customers from the window, clients would book appointments using a QR code on their smartphones."

WTF?

 

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Doctor warns against this surprisingly stupid XXX-mas trend: Don’t masturbate with ornaments

Merry XXXmas: A gynecologist is warning holiday pleasure hunters against some bizarre Yuletide temptations.

nypost.com

 

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I had toe-shortening surgery — haters say I have ‘Gremlin feet’ now

The results of this surgery are seriously toe-curling.

nypost.com

 

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Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Oh, shell no! The World War I relic measured almost 8 inches in length and more than 2 inches in girth.

nypost.com

 

[Grand Potentate]

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Oh, shell no! The World War I relic measured almost 8 inches in length and more than 2 inches in girth.

nypost.com

my man's a size king

 

[Thruth]

According to the hospital, he is now in “good health” and is expected to make a full recovery from the surgery. He has already made plans to tape the hamster for his next amazing feat.

 

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I thought I had Lyme disease -- my doctor gasped when she discovered my real issue

A woman has revealed the shocking moment doctors discovered that she had left her tampon in for two years.

nypost.com

 

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‘90 Day Fiancé’ star Stephanie Matto selling farts again after health scare

“When people think my selling thousand$ fart jar days are over, but I’ve come back with new blended batch,” Matto announced on social media.

pagesix.com

 

[Dropbear]

All glory holes to god.

Vatican priest 'invited two nuns to join in

The pontiff, 86, made the apparently pointed remarks in his annual Christmas address to cardinals, bishops and other members of the Curia.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

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Woman charges $480/hour to help Gen-Z staff overcome their fear

Mary Jane Copps, who has coached 15,000 people since starting The Phone Lady company in 2006, claims that 'phone phobia' is now most prominent among Gen Z.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Should have jumped on this train before she did!

 

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Influencer who ‘lives in bikinis’ responds to backlash over ‘disturbing’ video with stepdad

An influencer and business owner, Karina Irby, has hit back after a clip of her dancing in front of her stepfather was labeled “disturbing”.

nypost.com

 

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GA mother arrested on Christmas for leaving toddler in car alone while she played coin slots. Again.

Temperatures were in the low 30s when deputies said she left the toddler in the car for at least an hour.

www.yahoo.com

 

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Goldman Sachs yanks free coffee perk as layoffs loom

“We had to go to the checkout counter before we could leave,” a frustrated financier fumed. “I paid $2.99 this morning for a sh-tty cup of Seattle’s Best.”

nypost.com

 

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Kay LeClaire, non-binary art collective boss, accused of faking Native American heritage

The collective at the giige said in an Instagram post the organization and LeClaire parted ways as of Dec. 31, 2022.

nypost.com

 

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Scammer fakes being hit by car in performance for the ages

This redefined taking the “show on the road.” A Hong Kong man is being ridiculed after pretending to be a car crash victim.

nypost.com

 

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‘Sexualized’ yoga videos on TikTok slammed as pornographic: ‘Should be illegal’

“I can’t even watch TikTok in public anymore!”

nypost.com

 

[Grand Potentate]

‘Sexualized’ yoga videos on TikTok slammed as pornographic: ‘Should be illegal’

“I can’t even watch TikTok in public anymore!”

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Excellent content need more

 

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Real estate guru Grant Cardone says he'd be 'embarrassed' as a husband, father and human being if he only made $400K per year — here are 3 clear ways to boost your income now

Not even $2.7 million is enough for Uncle G.

www.yahoo.com

 

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Outraged Celine Dion fans protest outside offices of Rolling Stone

Fans of Celine Dion gathered outside the New York City offices of Rolling Stone Magazine to protest the singer's exclusion from magazine's list of The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

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Outraged Celine Dion fans protest outside offices of Rolling Stone

Fans of Celine Dion gathered outside the New York City offices of Rolling Stone Magazine to protest the singer's exclusion from magazine's list of The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I wanted to see just a text list of the 200 without the Rolling Stone adverts but Mariah made it to the top 10. It seems more like click bait and an artificial controversey to make the publication relevant.

 

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Real estate guru Grant Cardone says he'd be 'embarrassed' as a husband, father and human being if he only made $400K per year — here are 3 clear ways to boost your income now

Not even $2.7 million is enough for Uncle G.

www.yahoo.com

Metoo

 

[Dropbear]

Who the hell is spending money to see the cash me outside chick naked??

Bhad Bhabie says people who joined her OnlyFans right when she turned 18 should be in jail

Danielle Bregoli, aka 'Catch Me Outside' girl, aka Bhad Bhabie says people who joined her OnlyFans right when she turned 18 should be in jail

www.ladbible.com

 

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Toddler points HANDGUN at himself and pulls trigger, father arrested

A diaper-clad boy was seen playing with a loaded gun in an apartment hallway outside of Indianapolis, Indiana. The boy was unharmed, and his father was arrested.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

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Kentucky parents concerned after teen who compiled 'kill list' allowed to return to school

Parents in a suburban Kentucky school district don’t want a teenager who allegedly created a “kill list” of students back in the classroom with their children.

www.yahoo.com

WTF?

 

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11-year-old Georgia boy mauled by pit bulls gives heartbreaking update from hospital

In the short clip, the 11-year-old quietly says: “Hey, everybody. I love y’all. I just want you to know, I’m OK.”

nypost.com

-Burt Baker, the pit bulls’ owner who has been charged with reckless conduct, told cops his dogs enjoy chasing people on bicycles.

-Ericka said this is not the first time the animals were spotted roaming in the neighborhood.

-“They’re always free. They don’t even have a fence in their backyard,” she told the Chronicle. “We would catch them in our yard. My dad made a report about the dogs being loose and those are the same dogs that attacked my sister’s Yorkie.”

 

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Woman sues bar — after getting so drunk she blew up $10M home

Lawsuit on the house? A woman who caused a $10 million house explosion while driving drunk is now suing the bar that provided her drinks.

nypost.com