Odd Things Seen Daily By Me

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People trimming or filing their nails in public. Sitting in a boardroom. Standing on a train platform. Sitting in the train.

How constrained is your time (or how mismanaged) that you need to do this in public?
 

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Was going into the bank today and came up on an older gentleman from the subcontinent who was here on a super visa to visit his family. Only here for a few days.

He held open the door and said "please sir, you first, have a prosperous long life". I reciprocated on the inner door and he was chuffed. We stood across from each other in different lines and he invites me closer with a crooked finger. I lean in.

"I'm Indian you know. Not Pakistani". He spat derision when he said "Pakistani"

I said "Yes Sab, you are a Sikh."

"You know this?"

"Yes, Sab. Your turban kind of gives you away."

"Why do you call me Sab?"

"You know why. Isn't a term of respect?"

"Yes. An Indian title of respect. I am Indian not Pakistani."

"Yes Sab. You are from Punjab are you not?"

"Why do you know this?"

"Everybody knows that here why are you surprised?"

"Many people do not know this."

"Here?"

"I was in Florida for 3 years when my son was studying there. Everyone thinks I am from Pakistan and called me a Paki."

"You are not in Florida anymore, Sab."

"Have a long and prosperous life"
 

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Last night I was sitting at a bar and this couple come in next to me. They order a round of cocktails and then head for Crowne on the rocks. The man orders wings with a side of coleslaw. The woman orders a chicken burger without a bun and some side substitution that had guacamole. When the supervisor stops by to clear their dishes he complains the coleslaw wasn't what he expected. That got taken off the bill. After they get the cheque, she complains to the bartender (not the supervisor) her guacamole was bad and the chicken burger gets taken off the cheque. Essentially they ate for free and paid for the drinks. Who spends the time to dodge what must be at most a $60 cheque ?
 

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I saw a bloke who was dressed like a dog with a tail and a dog'd head with his face peering through. When l called him over he grimaced and made a noise like Frank Spencer and took off. He wasn't joking either, he was for real.
 
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It's 0c and unusually cold for autumn. My new workplace has a casual dress code and people still walk in with short sleeved t-shirts. I know the miracles of modern climate control mean you aren't freezing or sweltering but there is at some point the need to wear weather appropriate clothing yeah?
 

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I never will understand grown people wearing T shirts as outerwear to anywhere other than to the beach, gardening, building sites or a rock gig.
 

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It's 0c and unusually cold for autumn. My new workplace has a casual dress code and people still walk in with short sleeved t-shirts. I know the miracles of modern climate control mean you aren't freezing or sweltering but there is at some point the need to wear weather appropriate clothing yeah?
The freaks around here were still not putting their air conditioning when it was 35C. If you let people, many will keep the temperature piled hight. I think it's something to do with wanting to back in the womb.
 

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Wardrobe selection at small local TV newscasts. This black woman's jacket is so tight when buttoned the creases and her chest size make it look like she's about to burst. Meanwhile the shorter man next to her is in a striped three piece that is at least a size or two bigger than him so he looks like a diminutive armoured Sancho Paza sidekick.
 

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Uber drivers.

One Uber driver clearly had near sighted issues. He could barely see me waving with my mobile on a suburban housing division road. Telling him I needed to go to the building tagged 4295 was useless because he can't see that far.

One female Uber driver came to pick me up shortly after New Years Day but her car smelt like someone threw up in it.

One Uber driver recorded his own voice and plays it when you enter his car and the journey starts. "Please help yourself to any mints, sweets or the Game Boy."

One Uber driver confessed his English wasn't so good but that obviously can't excuse him from turning into oncoming traffic on a one way road.

One Uber driver who drove 40km/h during blowing snow whilst everyone travelled at speed limit to the left and right of him.
 

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Walking into a washroom whilst on a telephone call and taking a piss next to a flushing urinal. What does the person on the other end think?
 
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