Ridiculous Stories In The News

Pimpernel Smith

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"For some, being eco-friendly sexually means selecting lubes, toys, bed sheets and condoms that have less impact on the planet,"

Or just do it raw without the protection on a bale of hay with what you were naturally endowed with.
Other than The Guardian, only the BBC could come up with such garbage and only they would want to.
 

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Excluding the adults, that works out to be 3.6 eight-ounce glasses per day per kid. Breakfast, lunch, supper, snack. Good, healthy, 70% subsidized by the Federal government American milk. Isn't it patriotic to drink lots of US-produced milk fortified with antibiotics and hormones?

Good thing they did not say how much gub'ment cheese they go through.
 

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"'Cecilia works on voice recognition and AI technology,'says Elad Kobi, chief executive of the Israeli firm behind the technology - Cecilia.AI. 'She can chat to customers, and when they choose a specific cocktail, she can make it, live.'"

"Customers can either buy a Cecilia for $45,000 (£34,000), or hire one for $2,000 a month."

You're too cheap to hire a human being so I as a customer have to talk to a robot? Don't I have one for free running on my mobile?

"'The machine is very fast - it can work as fast as three and a half bartenders and make 100 drinks an hour. It can hold up to 1,200 drinks.'"

That's brilliant. Except isn't a barkeep also supposed to check if people need to be cut off for various reasons?

"Yet Yanu's Mr Adojaan says he is confident of future sales to regular bars, and especially nightclubs.

'First, having a discussion with a bartender is a cliché from the movies, at least here in Europe,' he says. 'And in a nightclub, you don't have a discussion. You shout at the bartender to get your drink faster.'"

This bloke must be teetotal. People on continent don't talk to bartenders? They talk to the barista drinking coffee. And waving Benjamins to get a bartender to serve you in a rush at the club is a skill that you can show off to impress your ladies.
 

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Surely, she's just trying to live up to the rock-and-roll lifestyle of her predecessors, such as GG Allin (defecating on stage and throwing it at the audience on numerous occasions) and Ozzy Osbourne (biting the head off a live bat on stage), to name just two examples...
 

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